Don’t tell the other customers. They’ll all want one.
Rub some vaseline on your phone’s camera lens and take some snaps.
Scotch soup. What dd you expect?
That soup looks Photoshopped!
But did it catch the fly?
Sweet and “Saur” soup.
“I’m sorry, sir, … but you did order the Soup Du Jour …”
[Who knows when (or if) it will ever be seen on the menu again?]
Aww, it’s Nessie’s baby. Better watch out for momma.
It’s just there to eat the fly in the soup.
He’s gotta change his meds, and stop eating haggis for breakfast!
Quick – snap a photo!
“She like to be married to yeti.
He cooking some groovy spaghetti…
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party…"
—J. Lennon
“Waiter, what’s this Loch Ness Monster doing in my soup?” “The backstroke, sir.”
Doing the butterfly.
Things could get very Nessie if he tries to finish the bowl.
Feed it the alphabets floating around….
Cryptid Cafe Classic! Yeti is his waiter, but he hasn’t seen him since he sat down.
Quick! Take a fuzzy, nondescript photo of it!!
needy
Ha! Too stoopid
I always just have the plain Loch Ness with out the Monster and leave enough room for the surprise dessert.
NO REFUNDS
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
Don’t tell the other customers. They’ll all want one.
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
Rub some vaseline on your phone’s camera lens and take some snaps.
Imagine 9 months ago
Scotch soup. What dd you expect?
The Reader Premium Member 9 months ago
That soup looks Photoshopped!
cdward 9 months ago
But did it catch the fly?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 9 months ago
Sweet and “Saur” soup.
Doug K 9 months ago
“I’m sorry, sir, … but you did order the Soup Du Jour …”
[Who knows when (or if) it will ever be seen on the menu again?]
Judeeye Premium Member 9 months ago
Aww, it’s Nessie’s baby. Better watch out for momma.
Imagine 9 months ago
It’s just there to eat the fly in the soup.
Linguist 9 months ago
He’s gotta change his meds, and stop eating haggis for breakfast!
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
Quick – snap a photo!
The Brooklyn Accent 9 months ago
“She like to be married to yeti.
He cooking some groovy spaghetti…
What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party…"
—J. Lennon
davewhamond creator 9 months ago
“Waiter, what’s this Loch Ness Monster doing in my soup?” “The backstroke, sir.”
willie_mctell 9 months ago
Doing the butterfly.
PlatudimusAtom Premium Member 9 months ago
Things could get very Nessie if he tries to finish the bowl.
Zebrastripes 9 months ago
Feed it the alphabets floating around….
Buoy 9 months ago
Cryptid Cafe Classic! Yeti is his waiter, but he hasn’t seen him since he sat down.
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Quick! Take a fuzzy, nondescript photo of it!!
Ham Khan creator 9 months ago
needy
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
Ha! Too stoopid
baldyzuzu Premium Member 9 months ago
I always just have the plain Loch Ness with out the Monster and leave enough room for the surprise dessert.
Amanda El-Dweek creator 9 months ago
NO REFUNDS