1 and Done by Eric Scott for November 29, 2023

Don’t tell the other customers. They’ll all want one.

Rub some vaseline on your phone’s camera lens and take some snaps.

Scotch soup. What dd you expect?

That soup looks Photoshopped!

But did it catch the fly?

Sweet and “Saur” soup.

“I’m sorry, sir, … but you did order the Soup Du Jour …”

[Who knows when (or if) it will ever be seen on the menu again?]

Aww, it’s Nessie’s baby. Better watch out for momma.

It’s just there to eat the fly in the soup.

He’s gotta change his meds, and stop eating haggis for breakfast!

Quick – snap a photo!

“She like to be married to yeti.

He cooking some groovy spaghetti…

What a shame Mary Jane had a pain at the party…"

—J. Lennon

“Waiter, what’s this Loch Ness Monster doing in my soup?” “The backstroke, sir.”

Doing the butterfly.

Things could get very Nessie if he tries to finish the bowl.

Feed it the alphabets floating around….

Cryptid Cafe Classic! Yeti is his waiter, but he hasn’t seen him since he sat down.

Quick! Take a fuzzy, nondescript photo of it!!

needy

Ha! Too stoopid

I always just have the plain Loch Ness with out the Monster and leave enough room for the surprise dessert.

NO REFUNDS