My suggestion is that he goes over to Mars to scout out the place. He gets a tinfoil hat and maybe some snacks, maybe a Tesla to cruise around in. I’m not a monster.
The Donald Trumps, Elon Musks, and George Santoses of this world all know that it doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they say it. There’s no such thing as bad publicity. They will do and say anything to keep their name in the media spotlight.
The biggest fear megalomaniacs have is being ignored and forgotten!
Telling his advertisers not to come back was a bold, courageous move. He has won the support of the sort of people who cannot be seen in public without masks because the fear the mockery of people.
Shame on you, Bolling. It’s a well-known established FACT that Musk’s family fought AGAINST apartheid in South Africa. So he used the F-bomb…like YOU never have??
Sigh. If Elon had stuck to technology instead of being distracted by his shiny twitter-toy, we’d probably have Americans on the moon and an affordable electric car in every garage by now…
To Elon, American slavery was just a jobs program with free room and board. No, wait – that’s Ron DeSanctimonius. My bad! Wouldn’t want to cast aspersions on the guy who pushed Pizzagate in the year 2023!
Zesty 9 months ago
To RubenBolling: You have said the actual truth
Guess What Happens Next!
˙,lɐǝɹ sı ǝʇɐƃɐzzıd, pǝssǝnƃ noʎ ɟı sʇuıod snuoq ʎʇɟıɟ *
braindead Premium Member 9 months ago
Great slogans in American business:
You deserve a break today.
Don’t leave home without it.
Fly the friendly skies.
Go F yourself!
Dr. Quatermass 9 months ago
Connect the dots and make a pillow sham! (Deep Curb Your Enthusiasm cut.)
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 9 months ago
I hope Ruben’s not the recipient of a thermonuclear law suit.
andrew5 9 months ago
Sad but true. Sad, because this guy could do great things if he shut his mouth, kept his viciousness inside, and stuck to technology.
But that’s never going to happen.
john333 9 months ago
My suggestion is that he goes over to Mars to scout out the place. He gets a tinfoil hat and maybe some snacks, maybe a Tesla to cruise around in. I’m not a monster.
notmoving Premium Member 9 months ago
Wow, I can’t wait to see the hyperbole you’ll expend on me.
Decepticomic 9 months ago
Capitalism made this guy a billionaire.
This guy… THIS guy… Sooo, capitalism sucks. Agreed?
Sigh… I know. Queue the mentions that only “unregulated” capitalism sucks.
Teto85 Premium Member 9 months ago
Why does Elmo hate capitalism?
comixbomix 9 months ago
I suppose truly despicable people have always been among the prominent. But we seem to be losing the will to turn away from them.
Godfreydaniel 9 months ago
I was surprised that he didn’t change Twitter to Q for, you know.
Linguist 9 months ago
The biggest fear megalomaniacs have is being ignored and forgotten!
thedogesl Premium Member 9 months ago
It’s pitched above his maturity level.
Treedodger 9 months ago
It’s hard to grow up a rich white boy in apartheid South Africa, and not be a flaming racist.
AndrewSihler 9 months ago
Hmmm. Not one of Mr Bolling’s better efforts. Musk is such a freak that “parody” and “satire” are inevitably lost in the background noise.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
Telling his advertisers not to come back was a bold, courageous move. He has won the support of the sort of people who cannot be seen in public without masks because the fear the mockery of people.
eddi-TBH 9 months ago
He will be the dark horse nominee at the GOP convention this year.
eromlig 9 months ago
Shame on you, Bolling. It’s a well-known established FACT that Musk’s family fought AGAINST apartheid in South Africa. So he used the F-bomb…like YOU never have??
Shame!!!
puddleglum1066 9 months ago
Sigh. If Elon had stuck to technology instead of being distracted by his shiny twitter-toy, we’d probably have Americans on the moon and an affordable electric car in every garage by now…
AtomicForce91 Premium Member 9 months ago
I see Mr. Bolling actual believes the Media Matters scam.
Steve Dallas 9 months ago
“World’s Most Evil Corporations Worried X Might Tarnish Their Images”
Wit Memo Premium Member 9 months ago
To Elon, American slavery was just a jobs program with free room and board. No, wait – that’s Ron DeSanctimonius. My bad! Wouldn’t want to cast aspersions on the guy who pushed Pizzagate in the year 2023!
Serial Pedant 9 months ago
Now convert to a Haiku….it’s fun!