Pickles by Brian Crane for December 11, 2023

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    allen@home  11 months ago

    Earl I’ll take that as a yes.

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    ptrieb  11 months ago

    Rubba, rubba, rubba Earl, he’s gonna be in trubba He’d better just set down that stone And run a couple blocks from home Until Opal starts to cool. Man! That Earl. He such a fool! [Sorry. It won’t format it as a poem!]

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    sirbadger  11 months ago

    Don’t throw those linen napkins away, because now you have something you can clean with.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Why Earl?

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago

    Everyone needs a worry stone. I don’t have one. And that definitely worries me!

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    silberdistel  11 months ago

    Does Earl do these nasty things on purpose?

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    carlsonbob  11 months ago

    I want a stone to transfer my worries to someone else!

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    LawrenceS  11 months ago

    How could anyone make that mistake even once? How could you survive to do it again?

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    Opal’s worry stone is like Br’er Rabbit’s laughing place.

    Opal’s worry stone is not your worry stone, Earl.

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    jagedlo  11 months ago

    It’s a worry stone, Earl; not a magic lamp!

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    tremaine53  11 months ago

    Could Earl REALLY be THAT much of a dope?!? I only ask because Opal said “again”.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago

    Earl needs his own stone!

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    Gen.Flashman  11 months ago

    He is retired why does he have to shine/polish his shoe?

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    gluetrap  11 months ago

    Crank up some rock music!

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    ANIMAL  11 months ago

    Gettin’ a lotta MILEAGE outta that STONE.!!!!!

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    6foot6  11 months ago

    I had a worry stone once. I always worried that I would lose my worry stone. I’m not longer worried.

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    Snolep  11 months ago

    It takes a worried man to sing a worried song….he’s worried now, but he won’t be worried long.

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    Diane Lee Premium Member 11 months ago

    I don’t know about an acquittal for her linen napkins, but if they are the ones with embroidery that match my antique crocheted tablecloth, she’s free. And, it wouldn’t be the second time, because I would have killed him the first time.

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    david_42  11 months ago

    A guy his age and he doesn’t have a shine bag with 40-yo brushes and 11 tins of dried-out polish in it?

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    assrdood  11 months ago

    I shine most of my shoes with Windex and a paper towel.

    I still have some old Kiwi polish and a shoe brush for my antique leather loafers. The polish is dried out but a little water added makes it usable.

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    jango  11 months ago

    Earl: I’m guilty but do I get points for polishing your stone for you?

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    monya_43  11 months ago

    I remember that I have a worry stone around somewhere, but I’m not worried that I haven’t seen it lately. I’ll come across it again sometime and think, “Aha, there it is.” ;-)

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    BearsDown Premium Member 11 months ago

    It’s a thumb polisher!

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    IndyW  11 months ago

    Earl needs an idiot stone.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    A worry stone is a pet stone that missed it’s period.

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago

    You’re doing all WRONG, Earl. You smack your head with the stone until you become unconscious. Then you won’t have a worry in the world….at least until you get up and find yourself in a psychiatric ward restrained to a bed. ;-p

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 11 months ago

    Earl causes some of her worries….for sure!

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    KEA  11 months ago

    I haven’t shined a shoe in at least 40 years.

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    ragsarooni  11 months ago

    Earl,if u could see me,I’m shaking my head as if to say “you never learn,do u?”

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 11 months ago

    Actually, it would be a lot more effective if you get hold of yourself and see if you can fix your problems.

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    Treedodger  11 months ago

    I doubt that Gampa shines his shoes.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago

    And that is how diamonds are polished.

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    mistercatworks  11 months ago

    “Did you wash your hands before you started rubbing on my stone?”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  11 months ago

    Earl gonna rub out the rock lest Opal rub out Earl.

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    zeexenon  11 months ago

    This one’s too easy … I gotta go to church.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    Don’t worry…get stoned…

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    markkahler52  11 months ago

    Lots to worry about in Today’s World!!

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    bwswolf  11 months ago

    Must be working ….Earl ……….. “YOUR” Worried now …… :)

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    LJZ Premium Member 11 months ago

    Powerful medicine:

    https://www.mycrystals.Com/meaning/apache-tears-meaning-healing-properties-and-powers

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    birdmaninfl  11 months ago

    Why worry.

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    BTO  11 months ago

    Earl needs a Worry BOULDER!

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