Rubba, rubba, rubba Earl, he’s gonna be in trubba He’d better just set down that stone And run a couple blocks from home Until Opal starts to cool. Man! That Earl. He such a fool! [Sorry. It won’t format it as a poem!]
I don’t know about an acquittal for her linen napkins, but if they are the ones with embroidery that match my antique crocheted tablecloth, she’s free. And, it wouldn’t be the second time, because I would have killed him the first time.
I remember that I have a worry stone around somewhere, but I’m not worried that I haven’t seen it lately. I’ll come across it again sometime and think, “Aha, there it is.” ;-)
You’re doing all WRONG, Earl. You smack your head with the stone until you become unconscious. Then you won’t have a worry in the world….at least until you get up and find yourself in a psychiatric ward restrained to a bed. ;-p
allen@home 11 months ago
Earl I’ll take that as a yes.
ptrieb 11 months ago
Rubba, rubba, rubba Earl, he’s gonna be in trubba He’d better just set down that stone And run a couple blocks from home Until Opal starts to cool. Man! That Earl. He such a fool! [Sorry. It won’t format it as a poem!]
sirbadger 11 months ago
Don’t throw those linen napkins away, because now you have something you can clean with.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
Why Earl?
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Everyone needs a worry stone. I don’t have one. And that definitely worries me!
silberdistel 11 months ago
Does Earl do these nasty things on purpose?
carlsonbob 11 months ago
I want a stone to transfer my worries to someone else!
LawrenceS 11 months ago
How could anyone make that mistake even once? How could you survive to do it again?
Doug K 11 months ago
Opal’s worry stone is like Br’er Rabbit’s laughing place.
Opal’s worry stone is not your worry stone, Earl.
jagedlo 11 months ago
It’s a worry stone, Earl; not a magic lamp!
tremaine53 11 months ago
Could Earl REALLY be THAT much of a dope?!? I only ask because Opal said “again”.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 11 months ago
Earl needs his own stone!
Gen.Flashman 11 months ago
He is retired why does he have to shine/polish his shoe?
gluetrap 11 months ago
Crank up some rock music!
ANIMAL 11 months ago
Gettin’ a lotta MILEAGE outta that STONE.!!!!!
6foot6 11 months ago
I had a worry stone once. I always worried that I would lose my worry stone. I’m not longer worried.
Snolep 11 months ago
It takes a worried man to sing a worried song….he’s worried now, but he won’t be worried long.
Diane Lee Premium Member 11 months ago
I don’t know about an acquittal for her linen napkins, but if they are the ones with embroidery that match my antique crocheted tablecloth, she’s free. And, it wouldn’t be the second time, because I would have killed him the first time.
david_42 11 months ago
A guy his age and he doesn’t have a shine bag with 40-yo brushes and 11 tins of dried-out polish in it?
assrdood 11 months ago
I shine most of my shoes with Windex and a paper towel.
I still have some old Kiwi polish and a shoe brush for my antique leather loafers. The polish is dried out but a little water added makes it usable.
jango 11 months ago
Earl: I’m guilty but do I get points for polishing your stone for you?
monya_43 11 months ago
I remember that I have a worry stone around somewhere, but I’m not worried that I haven’t seen it lately. I’ll come across it again sometime and think, “Aha, there it is.” ;-)
BearsDown Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s a thumb polisher!
IndyW 11 months ago
Earl needs an idiot stone.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
A worry stone is a pet stone that missed it’s period.
Angry Indeed Premium Member 11 months ago
You’re doing all WRONG, Earl. You smack your head with the stone until you become unconscious. Then you won’t have a worry in the world….at least until you get up and find yourself in a psychiatric ward restrained to a bed. ;-p
MuddyUSA Premium Member 11 months ago
Earl causes some of her worries….for sure!
KEA 11 months ago
I haven’t shined a shoe in at least 40 years.
ragsarooni 11 months ago
Earl,if u could see me,I’m shaking my head as if to say “you never learn,do u?”
elgrecousa Premium Member 11 months ago
Actually, it would be a lot more effective if you get hold of yourself and see if you can fix your problems.
Treedodger 11 months ago
I doubt that Gampa shines his shoes.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
And that is how diamonds are polished.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
“Did you wash your hands before you started rubbing on my stone?”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
Earl gonna rub out the rock lest Opal rub out Earl.
zeexenon 11 months ago
This one’s too easy … I gotta go to church.
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
Don’t worry…get stoned…
markkahler52 11 months ago
Lots to worry about in Today’s World!!
bwswolf 11 months ago
Must be working ….Earl ……….. “YOUR” Worried now …… :)
LJZ Premium Member 11 months ago
Powerful medicine:
https://www.mycrystals.Com/meaning/apache-tears-meaning-healing-properties-and-powers
birdmaninfl 11 months ago
Why worry.
BTO 11 months ago
Earl needs a Worry BOULDER!