Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for December 11, 2023

Kids, they do have a way with words that go straight to the heart….

On the second day of Christmas, My True love gave to me, Two tin cans, and a piece of String

2 more years Zoe.

Most kids have those these days. Good thing or bad thing?!

Nothings changed except the kids want phones instead of bikes

You don’t need a phone, Zoe.

Oh, great. Now Zoe is developing a proclivity for old men who give children presents.

Are you high, Wanda! You know she’s just gonna yak, yak, yak nonstop while running up the phone bill!

With all the drugs out there, maybe a couple Narcan inhalers would be a good gift and backpack item.

Breaking news! Santa has been banned in several states led by Governor Abbot of Texas and DeSantis of Florida. They have deemed him too Woke and Diversive! Moms for Liberty are reported be joining the movement because LGBTQ+ kids are on Santas’ good list.

we told our kids early on. Santa doesn’t deal in electronics. only clothing and toys. so don’t expect anything with a screen from Santa.

Only good ones, Zoe, only good ones.

My kids gave their 10 year old a smart phone. He posts disturbing videos on youtube.

Explain to her that Santa gives parents veto power over their Christmas list.

Zoe’s got grade expectations.

Zoe, you don’t even want to know what I had in middle school.

Santa somehow seems sympathetic to parental preferences.

When I was growing up (about Zoe’s age) we had one stationary phone wired into the house and we were lucky because not every home had even one phone. And that one phone was black and a party line.

How do you feel about getting a kick from an elf?

Middle school. Seriously…..

You know, Zoe, Santa doesn’t like kids smart-mouthing parents…

What do you mean have yourself a passive-aggressive Christmas? .Every day is passive-aggressive for Zoe.

Parents, enjoy the rare satisfaction of saying no to a child who asks for a cellphone for Christmas.

Haha! (＾▽＾)