Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 08, 2023

I see where she’s confused. Bob has an identical purple nightie. Which is why they broke up.

Only one of them?

When I’m good I’m okay, when I’m bad I’m very good. (Mae West)

Reminds me of the old Double mint gum slogan: “Double the pleasure, double the fun”. Being Bi does have it’s advantages.

As Dave Allen (At Large) once told it, It’s not a sin to sleep with a woman (or man) as long as you just sleep. Words matter (—

She really should keep a diary.

She can’t tell the difference? That’s what you get when you skip sex ed class.

“Don’t blame me. In the dark, all you women look alike.”

“I wish you had. THAT would have been more fun than what I remember happening that night.”

An elderly lady that I know says it stands for battery operated boyfriend.

It was Bob, that’s why they broke up………

Bob, and Carol, and Alice… Why have they excluded poor Ted? ㋡

“I’ll have to check the videos from the camera.”

Ooo, a twist! Now I have to know what happens. Do they work it out? What about Bob?

Nice twist! Let’s hope no one’s keeping score!

Might’ve been the night before they broke up.

When you consider the set of two people and you eliminate one member of that set you’re left with….. it’s too complicated to figure.

It must be really fun living in a cartoon universe like this. How do I get there?

Hey lady, watch where you’re pointing that bra. You could put an eye out!

That’s clearly a woman who doesn’t do all that much during sex if she doesn’t know if it was a man or woman. Move your arms some, and you’ll find out easily even if you’re in the dark.

Being unable to remember with whom you ‘slept’, is a definite indication you need to change your decisions and behaviors; probably both and multiple.