Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 13, 2023

It used to be punks, but we’re not so tough anymore.

Wipe your “cores” away and relax!

uniCOREn!

That’s Corrible!

Marigold’s also been reading about human puns, it seems.

you can get core on Deviant Art then start commissions

Phoebecore!!

Most of us have a selfish ego at the core. It’s a constant fight to keep it locked away.

I am pretty sure Phoebe has a meat core…

Don’t be so coreney.

Marigold must’ve been reading “Pearl Before Swine” too.

Actually, it’s the old who don’t have a -core in the world, since we aren’t completely sure what it means.

I guess I’m comicscore.

I’m not even going to ask what “Goblincore” is.

I didn’t even know about this “core” thing until this strip.

Unicorncore is already a thing, according to this website: aesthetics . fandom . com/wiki/Unicorncore

Of course, an actual unicorn wearing most of the listed items would probably look more weird than cute.

Yeah, what’s this “core” thing? Wait, I’ll use PCH — huh, an “aesthetic,” eh?

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Unicore?

As the kids these days say, Marigold: That was cringe.

Core blimey!

Not to be mistaken for the “core” that’s synonymous with your abs.

If Marigold lived at the seaside, she could have a marinecore.

Uni-core! OK that was not good, I’ll show myself out.

I’m annoyinglyeccentriccore.

Go watch “The Core.”

Good one!

Has Marigold yet discovered the suffix “-gate”? As in “Watergate”?

MC Frontalot and nerdcore.

dragoncore for me

Every time Normcore makes an appearance, Ryan Estrada dies a little.

She’s channeling Dad Jokes. Run.