B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for December 16, 2023

I was just watching a Why Files about that yesterday!

We are told they landed on Mount Ararat the truth is that’s where they shoveled the….waste products to form the mountain.

Hmmm. Were there two grogs on the ark?

Not to mention the sound of all the animals fighting and eating each other…..

Yup! The smell must have been ARKward…

Twice as odorous too.

Grok : Extinct humanoid creature who was has only a head with legs and arms coming outta the head between the ears and the mouth.

ARKitecture :

1. the art or practice of designing and constructing ARKs.

2. the complex or carefully designed structure of ARK.

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ARKitect : A person who Noahs how to design ARKs and to plans and supervise its construction.

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ARKansas : Place where ARK was built.

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NewARK : Palce where new ARKs be built.

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He may be upset not being called by his name – Atrahasis, or maybe there was an earlier flood myth we haven’t got records of

Where did Noah put all the bee’s in his Ark?

In the Ark Hives.

As the animals left the ark, Noah told them to go forth and multiply. After some time, Noah came upon two snakes who were just lying there sunning themselves.

So Noah asked them, ”Why aren’t you multiplying?”

The snakes replied, “We can’t, we’re adders.”

What kind of lighting did Noah use for the ark?

Floodlights and ark lights.

Why did the 2 worms get out of the apple before boarding Noah’s Ark?

Because they had to go in pears.

The whole story smells to me.

He should have waited for the muckers to arrive before setting drift.

Which brings up a puzzling question. How would one approach Noah’s Ark “from a distance” when supposedly the only living creatures left alive on the whole planet are ONBOARD the Ark?

science channel had an episode and came to conclusion that Noah could, indeed, have been carrying all the animals in an Ark that size, if what he was transporting was their DNA…wrap your head around that one

Not often do you see Grog change facial expressions like that!

If you could fit just 1 percent of the animal population on a large craft, it would just sink, not stink…LOL! Over Load.

So it doesn’t have a sweet smelling aroma? There are no "AH"s?

The infamous Noah’s fart.

What did they bring to eat. Think about how much food a cruise ship takes for just 4 days? Now multiply that by 10 and add in NO refrigeration. So the dodo birds, unicorns, mammoths and other extinct animals were sacrificed for survival

Sheldon Cooper: What did they feed the lions, Mother?

Mary Cooper: The floating bodies of drowned sinners, of course.

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Sheldon Cooper: I love you, I’m just embarrassed by the things you believe, do and say.

Mary Cooper : Well, I love you, too, my little bowl of lion chow.

And Grog is the one looking it up. :) The Count see what you did there… :)

zwoopa zwoopa PING. ……. NOAH. I want you to build an ark. One of Bill Cosby’s funny bits.

Probably right.

:D

If there’s an ark coming— why am I not on it!

Noah forgot about showers and hygiene eww

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

This is all so bad that it is good….nicely done, everyone!

Happy Saturday…

You’d hear the howler monkeys long before you got a whiff of the animals. Take it from someone who lived near a zoo

I always figured the animals would have entered a state like hibernation or estivation, perhaps even a divinely induced and supported comatose condition. However, there’s also been a study or two that feces could have been dealt with in several ways, some used for vermiculture and fungiculture as well as dumping it into a moon pool.

Nose plugs please….

Who knew Grog could read.

A vessel totally understaffed for handling the vast amount of animal waste accrued daily.

But then again, all that waste probably miraculously disappeared the instant after defecation. So, no odor issue. The odor goes away the same way daily food supplies for all the animals onboard show up. It just happens.

Not hard to believe — if you already believe any of the rest of this myth.

Information not available in Biblical ark account:

Did Hom0 sapiens kill any/some/all pairs of Hom0 habilis, Hom0 rudolfensis, Hom0 erectus, Homo0 antecessor, Hom0 heidelbergensis, Hom0 floresiensis (nicknamed ‘the hobbit’), Hom0 neanderthalensis (the Neanderthals) and Hom0 naledi while all were passengers onboard the ark, or did each of these extinctions of Created Hom0 erectus occur after disembarkation from the ark?

In truth, the aardvARK was also designed by a committee.

In my experience, just like entering Iowa from Wisconsin.

Only downwind…

I like today’s arc much better…

What did the two termites on the Ark feed on?

Only if you’re downwind.

ark ark ark ark! (Popeye laughing at today’s strip)

Pity the poos schlub who had to change the newspapers and litter boxes.

Grog is smelling his upper lip!!!!!!!

Got that one right!

No one is alive to smell it.

Who did the creator send to watch over Noah’s voyage? An ARKangel!

Nobody around to smell it from a distance… everybody drowned!