Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 23, 2023

Santa Claus Shoe polish

Polishe? Ya means he a cop?

No, actually he’s polished. As in smooth, and fluid in what he does.

Ralph has no comment?

And so magnetic!

Marv Santaclausky. I knew him well.

Obvious that George Santos is his cousin.

Merry Christmas Dave!

Bobby Vinton agrees. httPs://www.youTube.cOm/watch?v=tQR9A5LB48Q

Maybe let’s Czech out their source?

A nice bit of silliness. Thank you, Dave. Merry Christmas.

Time for another cofffe, coffer, coofee, coffee, yeah that one: coffee. It took me three reads to get the joke…

Santa is mentally ill: he covers the globe from top to bottom. That does make him, “bipolar”, right?

That’s why we leave out pierogi on Christmas Eve.

Way to reach waaaaaaaaay out there, and snag that one, Dave! (˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

Merry Christmas Dave and to all your readers.

Funny what you learn when you polka round a little.

Can’t GO A DAY Without it….thank you

Um, that’s why his boots are so shiny?

What is “North Polish”?

Well after lunch at Saz’s down by where the train bends the corner around, we can go down by Schuster’s. (Milwaukee-eze, c. 1970)

Dave! Do you have any “blonde Santa” jokes …?

@DAVE, Thanks Dave and have a safe, healthy and fulfilling holidays season (you too Ralph ! )

Santa’s approval rating has risen, according to the latest North poll.

Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays everyone!

Squirrel had no retort??