Well if it needed to be a surprise party, would you rather it be for the porcupine or for that skunk there? Think I’d take my chances with the porcupine.
There are three things in life that I’ve learned in life, never approach a skunk from downwind, never try to baptize a cat and don’t practice proctology on a porcupine.
FreihEitner Premium Member 10 months ago
Well if it needed to be a surprise party, would you rather it be for the porcupine or for that skunk there? Think I’d take my chances with the porcupine.
Zykoic 10 months ago
Ain’t no way they will play pin the tail on the donkey at the party.
eromlig 10 months ago
Good one, Dave — that is funny!
Doug K 10 months ago
Surprise!
Imagine 10 months ago
Don’t be anywhere near them when they sneeze, either.
Ned Snipes 10 months ago
Lesson for today, only in comics do porcupine shoot quills.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago
Point taken!
PaulAbbott2 10 months ago
Prick us do we not bleed?
backyardcowboy 10 months ago
“On the other hand, my back pain and headache are gone!”
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
Don’t try a surprise party for that skunk, either. Especially if there’s a cake with lit candles on it.
oakie817 10 months ago
good…you got the point
dflak 10 months ago
There are three things in life that I’ve learned in life, never approach a skunk from downwind, never try to baptize a cat and don’t practice proctology on a porcupine.
indysteve9 10 months ago
LOL!!!
hooglah 10 months ago
Did you all hug the porcupine?
NaturLvr 10 months ago
They’re lucky the skunk didn’t spray when he got quill-ed.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
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Cactus-Pete 10 months ago
I don’t get it. Porcupines can’t throw their quills. You have to bump against one to get stuck.