Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 27, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    She hooked him in. He’s a sucker for her type.

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    Zykoic  12 months ago

    There is a sucker called “Sugar Daddy”

    Sugar Daddy was created in 1925 by The James O. Welch Company.

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Candy and her sucker.

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    Gent  12 months ago

    Ooh. Eye candies.

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    phritzg Premium Member 12 months ago

    She dumped Mr. 100 Grand because he wasn’t rich enough for her. She couldn’t stand the Payday to Payday life, either.

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    She’s hit the jackpot!

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    Darryl Heine  12 months ago

    A Tootsie Pop, that is. But how many licks does it take to get to the center?

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    EmmettWayne  12 months ago

    Or a real sucker!

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    dflak  12 months ago

    He may be hard on the outside, but inside, he’s a softie.

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    dflak  12 months ago

    Candy canes are usually peppermint in flavor. Does this make her Peppermint Patty?

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    uniquename  12 months ago

    He must be a Dum Dum to go out with her.

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    HOTLOTUS1  12 months ago

    when she saw his wad of cash, she knew it was just a tootsie roll

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    HOTLOTUS1  12 months ago

    i think he’s a wrapper!

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    Abrus80  12 months ago

    Isn’t there an ACTUAL candy called a Sugar Daddy? It’s like a piece of caramel on a stick, right?

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    wongo  12 months ago

    “Takes a lickin and keeps on ticken”

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    Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago

    Which begs to ask the age old question. “I wonder how many licks it takes for her to get to the center of her TootsiePop?”

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    backyardcowboy  12 months ago

    He’s all wrapped up in himself.

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    Pickled Pete  12 months ago

    A few licks in the right spot, and he was all hers…

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    Barnabus Blackoak  12 months ago

    Is he a chupa, or a tootsie ?

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    Good one! I’m sucker for funny!

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    KEA  12 months ago

    Sugar Pops are Tops!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  12 months ago

    They’ll call each other Sweetie.

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