Close to Home by John McPherson for December 29, 2023

Nothing but the finest for us. Toilet water please.

and yet the chairs don’t have holes for tails

Is the toilet water American Standard, Kohler or Toto?

Those bowls look to be made of plastic or rubber. Definitely not a truly high-class establishment.

“That’ll be sparkling water for Lady, and toilet water for The Tramp,”

In California it won’t make a difference

HA! Dogs do love to drink out of the big white porcelain drinking bowl!

So bring them a sparkling water, but in a big white bowl, and start ‘em off with a lawn grass salad, and basket of Greenies!

Cat a la Orange, served on a fire hydrant.

I feel like there should be some unnecessary accent marks over vowels and an e or two at the end of a word to make it look like French.

Famous for their Doggy Bags.

Eau de toilet, YUCK!

How about some sparkling toilet water?

That is one ugly mutt at the next table.

Either way, it would be a spit take for Ted Lasso.

I”d avoid the blue water…

And while you’re waiting would you like something to roll in?

There’s also sparkling water – double flashed.

Bleeb’s found himself a real cutie!!!!!!!!! BOW-WOW!!!!!!!! :)

It depends. What vintage is the toilet water?

John! You’re on a winning streak, ya got it today, Disgusting First Place: Toilet Bowl Trophy in glossy brown, congrats again…

They read about this place on Yelp!!

You hafta ask?!?

That dog in front is hilarious.

Oh waiter, what’s that fly doing above my toilet water?

“You’ve had enough toilet water…you’re looking a little flush.”

“To start off with???” Man, some of the cartoonists here have NO idea of grammar