Today’s comic features a gag by my friend Jennifer M. Contino. For many years, Jen was a comics journalist (Entertainment Weekly, Wizard, Sequential Tart and others.)
These days, she’s the self-pronounced “Queen of Christmas comics.” (Even Santa doesn’t have a Christmas comic book collection as big as hers!)
However, they are prepared to offer an unreasonable substitute. After all, the guys work at the toy factory for 364 days a year, without a break, if you get my drift.
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John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 11 months ago
Here’s the link to the original 1961 art and text:
https://www.lastkisscomics.Com/comic/santa-wont-toy-with-her/
Today’s comic features a gag by my friend Jennifer M. Contino. For many years, Jen was a comics journalist (Entertainment Weekly, Wizard, Sequential Tart and others.)
These days, she’s the self-pronounced “Queen of Christmas comics.” (Even Santa doesn’t have a Christmas comic book collection as big as hers!)
Imagine 11 months ago
If your elves don’t make them, does that mean you do?
mourdac Premium Member 11 months ago
Would that be considered naughty or nice? Maybe it depends on it Santa gets to use those toys with her ….
Gent 11 months ago
Eh why toys when ya can gets real one.
nosirrom 11 months ago
They don’t? Why? Is Santa afraid of spreading joy competition?
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
You can tell it’s Mattel — it’s Swell!
The Reader Premium Member 11 months ago
It’s so cold at the North Pole, I thought they all vibrated.
cdward 11 months ago
I said they don’t make them. I didn’t say I couldn’t get you some.
bmckee 11 months ago
However, they are prepared to offer an unreasonable substitute. After all, the guys work at the toy factory for 364 days a year, without a break, if you get my drift.
Dobby53 Premium Member 11 months ago
Ask for anthrocite …it’s hard coal.
blackman2732 11 months ago
Santa then offered her his personal candy cane.
fuzzbucket Premium Member 11 months ago
Ask Mrs. Claus where she got hers.
PoodleGroomer 11 months ago
Not publicly. Ask for the key to the back room door with the “Employees Only” sign.
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 11 months ago
If they made “those” kinds of toys, nothing else would get done all year.
el_eye 11 months ago
I don’t know ? Santa looks a lot like John Lustig with white hair !
Packratjohn Premium Member 11 months ago
I want the battery concession!
Get your batteries at Packratjohn’s. Our batteries deliver more vibes per volt than any other battery on the market. More Amps for your a$$. More Watts for your “Wahoo!”
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Packratjohn’s, where the batteries keep coming and coming.
(Now through christmas eve, use the secret phrase, “I wanna be John Lustig when I grow up” and get 30% off!)
freshmeet2030 11 months ago
“Santa … they aren’t ‘toys’, they are they are health aids!”
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
One lump or two? It’s starting to warm up in here or is it just me?
jrankin1959 11 months ago
Dear Billy,
Yes, I have the “dirty books” you mentioned. But if your Dad really wants them, he’s going to have to write his own letter.
Sincerely,
S. Claus
(“Letters From Santa Claus,” MAD Magazine)
ChessPirate 11 months ago
“Will my finger suffice?”
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
Another Take 11 months ago
The Hells Bikers M.C. had strict rules regarding both their club’s colors and personal appearance (red club colors and white hair and beard).
(I dunno – that Santa just looked kind of rough to me)
TurbosDad 11 months ago
Maybe if she had a coal-powered “toy”?…
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
Don’t worry little girl coal will heat things up too.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
Breaks my heart to think you may wake up on Christmas morning and have nothing to play with.
Jayalexander 11 months ago
No this mid-calf uggs is my booty call. See I’ve trimmed my nails.
Me_ 11 months ago
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