Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 06, 2024

Not even onions?

Italian or Swedish?

That Asparagus really didn’t put in any effort. He could at least have curled up into a ball.

It’s all about the meat, about the meat, no veggies.

Sassparagus?? Dave, despite what you said on Day By yesterday, I think you’re going for the Title, Jonathan AND Stephan standing on the shore…

Flagrant speciesism.

Discrimination

It’s too much of a meat market for any vegetable to have any fun there.

What about fruits? Are fruits allowed? Tomatoes maybe?

And no potatoes! He will accept bread, though.

Could it be a spaghetti in an asparagus costume?! You just don’t know!

If the veggies try to storm the place there will be carne’ge.

Liberal activists might consider this racist. They do everything else!

the asparagus ball was last night…

Let me grab a couple of those for dinner tonight.

Please let me in, I’ve gotta take a leek. Besides I cuss, you cuss, we all cuss for Asparagus!

With music by the Loaf!

What? Is it because I’m an ass-Paragus?

At first I thought the guy at the door was a potato. Ha ha

I actually add finely diced mushrooms to my meatballs. I suppose they’re fungi and not vegetables, but they are also not meat…

And no bread, either.

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=li0qPwn4U8Y&ab_channel=CineGraphic

I always thought ballroom was what you get with long- rise pants.

Asparagus has a tendency to stink up the lavatory.

Vegist.

What about crab cakes?

Florida or Texas????

https://www.Imdb.Com/title/tt0844471/?ref_%3Dwl_li_tt

So much for going green.

How about Bill Murray?

I love both, especially when at work in my suit of many colors.

Well that stalk is ready to go: he’s all steamed. (Or did somebody already say that?)