Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 08, 2024

Neither the monkeys or the AI will really care or have any fun.

AMI: Artificial Monkey Intelligence. It works for bananas.

As Sally Forth said yesterday, "We are this close to Skynet.

A million typewriters with stuck keys.

Aha. Me is knews them chatbots was up to no good monkey business.

As some wag once remarked, eventually they’ll type ‘Hey, hey, we’re the monkeys!’ .

Chat GPT won’t fling dung at you!

ooo ooo ooo ooo – aaa aaa aaa aaa!

(Monkey Binary! You know… O’s and A’s!?)

(Sorry! … caffeine hasn’t quite kicked-in yet!)

too much monkey business…

Yep.

What are typewriters?

Mythbusters disproved this theory. :) :) :) :)

Put that in your barrel and smoke it.

Some people will use AI to ask if a comic is funny.

“Eventually” might be some time after the heat death of the universe.

AI is nothing to be feared. The latest generation has let google tell them what they need to know for 20 years. This is just high level brainwashing.

Barreling along.

Who coined that term, Barrel of Monkeys? That wouldn’t be fun! Give those monkeys some room!

So even monkeys have to be worried about being put out of work by automation.

Stop this monkeying around and get to it…..

We’re all just waiting for AI to slip on a banana peel.

Alas poor Yorick, I knew him snoif;kj.

Darn, so close.

Hey! The word “infinite” has to be in there somewhere.

monkey see, monkey do!…(don’t know what that has to do with anything here…it just popped into my head)

And then all the monkeys will be on the Dole.

AI is so pointless. People can’t even express their own ideas these days!

A few million monkeys spent a few million years evolving into humans, and one of them then wrote all the works of Shakespeare. Later, another one of them invented then typewriter.