Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 27, 2023

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    Concretionist  11 months ago

    They’re not just ORDINARY rocks though. The tools make workman, right?

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    The Duke  11 months ago

    Now they just have to wait until someone invents a clock.

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    eromlig  11 months ago

    And the guy with two rocks walks just like the batter with four balls: very proudly.

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    Zykoic  11 months ago

    They should have opted for the cave owners insurance.

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    STEPUP  11 months ago

    Gee, where have I heard that before???!!!!

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    Imagine  11 months ago

    Or you could just wait for a bolt of lightning to strike to start it again. That might even go faster than waiting for the guy with two rocks to show up.

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    Hugh B. Hayve  11 months ago

    The guy with three rocks is doing a comic strip….

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    Differentname  11 months ago

    https://Youtu.be/UV43vH3T2ys

    Quest For Fire. Great movie

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    cdward  11 months ago

    “By the way, what does ‘Between 10:00 and 4:00 mean?’l

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    akachman Premium Member 11 months ago

    LOL!

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    Doug K  11 months ago

    So that means one of them has to wait there almost all day waiting for the him to get there. Another boring day for one of them just sitting around the cave – leaving all of the hunting and gathering up to the other one to do alone.

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    uniquename  11 months ago

    Will he send smoke signals 30 minutes before he arrives?

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    dflak  11 months ago

    Is the guy with two rocks Billy Joel?

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    purepaul Premium Member 11 months ago

    Some things never change. The big regional HVAC service here in New York had the slogan “when you need us, we’ll be there.” In October 2022, awoke with no heat. Called them and they wanted me to over two weeks for service.

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    MeGoNow Premium Member 11 months ago

    He’s still down the street, trying to fix the Stoneson’s cave bear problem.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  11 months ago

    I hope he rem-embers.

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    wildlandwaters  11 months ago

    …and they’ve been late ever since…

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    coffeeturtle  11 months ago

    We didn’t start the fire

    It was always burnin’

    since the world’s been turnin’

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    CoffeeBob Premium Member 11 months ago

    “Grog! Me told you to call my cousin, Jimmie Two-Sticks, he be here in fifteen minutes.”

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    MichiganMitten  11 months ago

    If you paid the fire bill, that is.

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    wordsmeet  11 months ago

    The Comcast guy?

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    unfair.de  11 months ago

    Where there’s smoke, there’s fire. You don’t need Mr. Twostones, you need to learn how to stoke the fire. Read the f… manual.

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