Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 06, 2024

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    Ratkin Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hey, it’s fresh water!

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    Concretionist  12 months ago

    That’s why I make sure I have a piece of wood to touch when I accidentally say something that might bring down the wrath of the imps.

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    diazch408  12 months ago

    In the springtime, which won’t be for a while.

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    GreasyOldTam  12 months ago

    Thatr’s what he thinks. How did he get an Uber way out there?

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    sirbadger  12 months ago

    Set up a way to capture fresh water.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 months ago

    As long as you’re still alive, things can always get worse!

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    David_the_CAD  12 months ago

    NEVER say that.

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    enigmamz  12 months ago

    Now the tide will come in.

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    Scorpio Premium Member 12 months ago

    Hey, well look at that, things got worse.

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member 12 months ago

    There is always more, and it is always worse.

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    Imagine  12 months ago

    Oh look! It’s not snow. It’s radioactive fallout!

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    Need coffee  12 months ago

    My entire philosophy of life is based on the dialogue to this effect between Marty Feldman and Gene Wilder in Young Frankenstein.

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    Painted Wolf  12 months ago

    Oh, I suspect that things are going to get much worse for you very soon.

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    PraiseofFolly  12 months ago

    It could be volcanic ash, and then worst of all a pyroclastic flow.

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    sandpiper  12 months ago

    That statement fails in so many ways.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 12 months ago

    “Smile” they said, “it could be worse.” So I smiled and, sure enough, it got worse.

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    Jml58  12 months ago

    Look at the bright side. Now we can have a snowball fight.

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    NeoconMan  12 months ago

    Climate change is a hoax. It always snows on tropical islands.

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    Egrayjames  12 months ago

    Dam climate change….it’s everywhere!

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    1953Baby  12 months ago

    Now there’s something I never thought about: does it snow over (on, in?) the ocean??? . . .sigh. . .on to google. . .

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    Redd Panda  12 months ago

    … and then the ground cracked open and smoke began to escape…

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    ladykat  12 months ago

    Mother Nature strikes back.

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    Diat60  12 months ago

    The weight of the snow caused the island to sink.

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    tygrkhat40  12 months ago

    Reminds me of an old Doonesbury storyarc where Duke was the Governor of American Samoa. The island has gone through a series of natural disasters, and Duke is standing calf deep in the water, dictating a letter to his aide MacArthur; when it starts to snow.

    Duke looks up and says, “I’m a reasonable man MacArthur, so I know this isn’t snow.” To which, MacArthur replies, “Pay it no mind Excellency, it never sticks.”

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    b.john71  12 months ago

    The tsunami will wash away the snow in a few minutes

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    Papakillamon  12 months ago

    That is what I said three years ago after those Americans visited our nations capital.

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    HOTLOTUS1  12 months ago

    Boy, i hope they have salt

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    strictures  12 months ago

    Wait until he discovers his island is actually dirt on the back of a giant whale shark that’s decided to finally move & dive to deeper water.

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    Alverant  12 months ago

    “A violent death is the LAST thing I want to have happen to you.” Tea Time, Hogfather, by Terry Pratchett.

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    SusieB  12 months ago

    You should say “things can only get better”

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    Can't Sleep  12 months ago

    And then the island shakes, and smoke starts rising from the ground…

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 months ago

     Where were YOU 3 years ago?

    I was …

    John Doe: … at work, trying to earn a living.

    Mary Moe: … still recovering from COVID.

    Robin Retiree: … home watching TV, barely believing what was going down.

    Mike Pence: … preparing to count the legally cast electoral votes for president.

    Ron Johnson: … trying to slip an envelope of fake Wisconsin electors to Pence.

    Enrique Tarrio: … leading my Proud Boys in an assault on the US Capitol.

    Mike Fantone: … doing my duty.

    Josh Hawley: … running for my life.

    Donald Trump: … masterminding a plot to overthrow the US government.

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    verticallychallenged Premium Member 12 months ago

    “When chewin’ on life’s gristle, don’t grumble, give a whistle!”

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    locake  12 months ago

    What are the 2 things on the right front of the island? They sort of look like slinkys

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    ajr58(1)  12 months ago

    Never say it can’t get worse. The Universe loves a challenge.

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    IndyW  12 months ago

    At least you now have drinkable water.

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    watcheratthewell  12 months ago

    Well – - there’s sea level rise from global warming

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    mindjob  12 months ago

    He said that just before he got frostbite

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    Kilrwat Premium Member 12 months ago

    Cue the meteor!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 12 months ago

    Oh it will get worse. Just wait until the sea level rises a bit more and you no longer have an island.

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    KEA  12 months ago

    …and when the island sinks under rising ocean levels?

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    ChazNCenTex  12 months ago

    Out of the mist, he sees an enormous iceberg heading straight for them.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 12 months ago

    And somehow it just snowballed from there.

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    kathleenhicks62  12 months ago

    Does that work?

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    rugeirn  12 months ago

    And this is when sea levels started rising in good earnest.

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    eric.franz.petras  12 months ago

    At least they now have drinkable water source.

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    Buoy  12 months ago

    At least now their beer will be cold. Oh, wait….

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    AndrewSihler  12 months ago

    Cue the “rogue wave”.

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    willie_mctell  12 months ago

    I figure if I can imagine something even a tiny bit worse that that’s the best I can hope for. Like in this case 2 degrees colder.

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    fjblume2000  12 months ago

    Obviously, Wiley isn’t an acolyte of Saint Albert of Gore nor of the Prophet Mann, the high priests of Global Warming, Cooling or Whatever (your choice).

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    jmcenanly  12 months ago

    Is that snow or volcanic ash?

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    Enter.Name.Here  12 months ago

    …he says, as the crest of the approaching giant rogue wave appears in the distance…

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    keenanthelibrarian  12 months ago

    I ran a library in a major corporation for a number of years, and I had a very bright woman assistant. Just occasionally she (or I) would remark “Isn’t it quiet today” and you could bet that within 10 minutes staff would be lined up 3 deep waiting for service. We finally figured that there was an “Evil Library Fairy” living in the rafters hearing what we were saying, and making it so that we had been wishing too hard for what we wanted – a nice quiet time to get on with the stuff that needed doing – and made it ‘not so’. Consequently, whenever one of us started to say anything like it, we’d say "No, no, the Evil Library Fairy is listening’. The Evil Library Fairy has been doing the rounds in disparate libraries ever since.

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    DaBump Premium Member 12 months ago

    STOP SAYING THAT… oh never mind, too late…

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    Sanspareil  12 months ago

    It’s all good about the knocking of wood, but there are deeper, more ancient methods that understand the secrets hidden under brambles!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 12 months ago

    Don’t bother knocking. They know you are there and what you want. Pay the respect anyway.

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