Close to Home by John McPherson for January 11, 2024

Do NOT order the Early Bird Special!

And here I was, just HOPING something would make me think of puked worms today!

Fortunately it’s actually only partially predigested. If it’s digested too much it tends to be too acidic and tastes sour instead of tangy. And it loses some of it’s nice texture and nutritional benefit.

They have a very strict dress code: “No Suit, No Suet!” (*does not apply to penguins)

VERY old Saturday Night Live routine…“You’re gonna get soiled at Pre-Chewed Charlie’s tonight!”

An evening of choipin’ and boipin’ oith woims!

Watch out Bleeb less you end up on the menu!

Yeah! Bleebs back!

Bleeb now has the right vantage point but the wrong species.

Freaking EWE!

I think we call it Chipotle

Hey this is a fancy place. The server is wearing a bowtie!

I guess they cough up a pretty good meal.

What? None of the comments mention Ferengi cuisine?

It’s got a limited menu but the deserts are to die for! Fresh berries-n-cream!

Yeah they put their heart and stomach into it

Who among us doesn’t have fond memories of the food our mamas used to serve us? (even if she wasn’t that great a cook).

And what wine would you like with that glob of slob? We have a vintage 2024 Stomach Acid Chardonnay that’s on special!

YuummmY! Double the pleasure double the funny!

SNL Will Ferrel Thanksgiving skit …

Bleeb, it’s good to see you again, but are ever in the wrong place, and you look like bird food.

It’s the way they were brought up.

My mom had false teeth and couldn’t chew much. I got tired of masticated oatmeal.

GREAT John, another beauty, absolutely disgusting, ya got another first! First in today’s most disgusting comic, hold, make that this weeks most digusting a first first, congrats…

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