Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 08, 2024

They live in Palestine, Ohio?

She got Leopold a train set.

If the woman is 50 ft, and the locomotive is the same length, how is her hand bigger than the train?

No matter your motive, it was loco. And so, here comes the locomotive.

Not too well, I’d say.

Leopold should have known that she is a “Merry Christmas” type of woman.

I wonder if she is homeless?

Wait, she’s fifty feet tall, but her FINGERS are about sixteen feet long (the same length as a locomotive is tall)? She must have about the same proportions as a cortical homunculus.

Cartoon physics at work.

Huh.CSX really does have a locomotive number 5877. And it’s a GE, similar to what he has tried to draw.Such attention to detail!

She had a delayed reaction. But now the engine is right on time! Choo Choo

He must have ended it with a poop emoji.

It is obvious that she liked it since she is giving you a locomotive. Perhaps it would have been better if she had not dropped it on the house, but…

Leopold’s present apparently had freight charges with the delivery.

Bad form indeed green guy…..

All Aboard!

Perhaps he should have put a ring on it! Woooo, wooooooooooooo! :)

Since Bambi has met Godzilla, I would hate to see Beatrice meet the 50-Foot Woman.

House collapse! Being battered with a big diesel engine will make an impression.

The 50-foot Woman was not pleased with Leopold’s Christmas “gift”….