you’d think Heaven would have some heavenly-talented sign painters up there…..that ‘HEAVEN’ sign is pretty shabby…..and for that matter, where’s the pearly gates?
I guess I’ll fair better, I don’t carry a wallet, don’t need keys, I shop on line, and my glasses are on my head. Yep, I’ve got too much time on my hands.
I think we’ll get all that info when we get there. Plus a documentary about our entire time on earth and true, unblemished world history. But immediately after, we’ll see that nothing of that matters anymore. We’ll appreciate God’s love for us and thank Him forever for His grace through Christ which allows us in.
allen@home 10 months ago
Hasn’t he suffered enough guys. Just let him in already.
BigBoy 10 months ago
Judgemental !
Wilde Bill 10 months ago
And how many days on hold?
maureenmck Premium Member 10 months ago
If he wasn’t already dead, he’d want to kill himself.
blunebottle 10 months ago
Almost 20 years, poor guy!
blunebottle 10 months ago
Good to see Bleeb is still on the right side of the wall.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago
Okay. What does that have to do with admittance to Heaven?
Pharmakeus Ubik 10 months ago
So this is where the Spectacles, Testes, Watch & Wallet comes from.
Tigressy 10 months ago
But he was multitasking.
Ned Snipes 10 months ago
But he found you guys pretty quick eh!
phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago
Sounds like no matter which way they send him, it’s bound to be an improvement.
The Orange Mailman 10 months ago
How long did he spend reading the comics?
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago
I’ve heard that when we reach heaven our bodies will be perfect, except nothing will fix those overbites.
comixbomix 10 months ago
Yet he managed to find the not-so-pearly gates…?
Zebrastripes 10 months ago
….and how many days did he spend napping at his desk?
flemmingo 10 months ago
How about the hours waiting for an agent on the phone? Call Dish Network if you want to waste a few hours.
Aficionado 10 months ago
You’re not going to see any heavenly views from up there Bleeb. Hopefully, you are only selecting future targets at this time.
Dobie Premium Member 10 months ago
Normally I’d make some kind of stupid joke about this…
…but right now I’m just trying to find my car keys!
Maybe later…
Jim2g 10 months ago
Bleeb is in heaven
Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago
Apparently he never DID find his glasses?
Nighthawks Premium Member 10 months ago
you’d think Heaven would have some heavenly-talented sign painters up there…..that ‘HEAVEN’ sign is pretty shabby…..and for that matter, where’s the pearly gates?
paranormal 10 months ago
How many hours did he spend looking for his Bible???
AZCoyote 10 months ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
geese28 10 months ago
So he’s basically forgetful
raybarb44 10 months ago
Except for the swearing involved, he did pretty good it would seem……
wildlandwaters 10 months ago
…and they’ll tease him about it for the rest of eternity!
Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago
Could be worse! Keeps him out of trouble.
dsatvoinde Premium Member 10 months ago
Make that 2787 days in line….
cuzinron47 10 months ago
I guess I’ll fair better, I don’t carry a wallet, don’t need keys, I shop on line, and my glasses are on my head. Yep, I’ve got too much time on my hands.
Impkins Premium Member 10 months ago
Not so fast, laughing boy! How long was your list? How many hours trying to erase your browser history?? Hmmmmmm???
Lovely to have you back, Bleeb! :)
curtlyon19 10 months ago
and, your point?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago
He’s a true seeker!
Tigressy 10 months ago
“Lousy job, Guardian Angel.”
T... 10 months ago
He can’t even find his way to the other place…
eb110americana 10 months ago
Make that 2,787 days standing in lines…
Spence12 Premium Member 10 months ago
I think we’ll get all that info when we get there. Plus a documentary about our entire time on earth and true, unblemished world history. But immediately after, we’ll see that nothing of that matters anymore. We’ll appreciate God’s love for us and thank Him forever for His grace through Christ which allows us in.
djsabo 10 months ago
A true man of patience.
bobpeters61 10 months ago
And how many waiting in that particular line?
mistercatworks 10 months ago
“… at Lost and Found windows.
Beowulf 406 Premium Member 10 months ago
Ooo, Heaven’s a bit sarcastic today.
Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago
2787, counting this line.