Close to Home by John McPherson for January 20, 2024

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    allen@home  10 months ago

    Hasn’t he suffered enough guys. Just let him in already.

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    BigBoy  10 months ago

    Judgemental !

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    Wilde Bill  10 months ago

    And how many days on hold?

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    maureenmck Premium Member 10 months ago

    If he wasn’t already dead, he’d want to kill himself.

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    blunebottle  10 months ago

    Almost 20 years, poor guy!

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    blunebottle  10 months ago

    Good to see Bleeb is still on the right side of the wall.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 10 months ago

    Okay. What does that have to do with admittance to Heaven?

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  10 months ago

    So this is where the Spectacles, Testes, Watch & Wallet comes from.

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    Tigressy  10 months ago

    But he was multitasking.

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    Ned Snipes  10 months ago

    But he found you guys pretty quick eh!

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sounds like no matter which way they send him, it’s bound to be an improvement.

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    The Orange Mailman  10 months ago

    How long did he spend reading the comics?

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 10 months ago

    I’ve heard that when we reach heaven our bodies will be perfect, except nothing will fix those overbites.

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    comixbomix  10 months ago

    Yet he managed to find the not-so-pearly gates…?

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    ….and how many days did he spend napping at his desk?

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    flemmingo  10 months ago

    How about the hours waiting for an agent on the phone? Call Dish Network if you want to waste a few hours.

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    Aficionado  10 months ago

    You’re not going to see any heavenly views from up there Bleeb. Hopefully, you are only selecting future targets at this time.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Normally I’d make some kind of stupid joke about this…

    …but right now I’m just trying to find my car keys!

    Maybe later…

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    Jim2g  10 months ago

    Bleeb is in heaven

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    Lee26 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Apparently he never DID find his glasses?

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    Nighthawks Premium Member 10 months ago

    you’d think Heaven would have some heavenly-talented sign painters up there…..that ‘HEAVEN’ sign is pretty shabby…..and for that matter, where’s the pearly gates?

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    paranormal  10 months ago

    How many hours did he spend looking for his Bible???

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    AZCoyote  10 months ago

    The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

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    geese28  10 months ago

    So he’s basically forgetful

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    raybarb44  10 months ago

    Except for the swearing involved, he did pretty good it would seem……

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    wildlandwaters  10 months ago

    …and they’ll tease him about it for the rest of eternity!

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    Mike Baldwin creator 10 months ago

    Could be worse! Keeps him out of trouble.

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    dsatvoinde Premium Member 10 months ago

    Make that 2787 days in line….

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    cuzinron47  10 months ago

    I guess I’ll fair better, I don’t carry a wallet, don’t need keys, I shop on line, and my glasses are on my head. Yep, I’ve got too much time on my hands.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Not so fast, laughing boy! How long was your list? How many hours trying to erase your browser history?? Hmmmmmm???

    Lovely to have you back, Bleeb! :)

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    curtlyon19  10 months ago

    and, your point?

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 10 months ago

    He’s a true seeker!

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    Tigressy  10 months ago

    “Lousy job, Guardian Angel.”

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    T...  10 months ago

    He can’t even find his way to the other place…

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    eb110americana  10 months ago

    Make that 2,787 days standing in lines…

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    Spence12 Premium Member 10 months ago

    I think we’ll get all that info when we get there. Plus a documentary about our entire time on earth and true, unblemished world history. But immediately after, we’ll see that nothing of that matters anymore. We’ll appreciate God’s love for us and thank Him forever for His grace through Christ which allows us in.

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    djsabo  10 months ago

    A true man of patience.

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    bobpeters61  10 months ago

    And how many waiting in that particular line?

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    mistercatworks  10 months ago

    “… at Lost and Found windows.

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ooo, Heaven’s a bit sarcastic today.

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 10 months ago

    2787, counting this line.

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