The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
He’s projecting.
He married a goldfish?
It is, when you divide them in two.
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
Each get one half – only fair.
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
“He’s pining for the fjords.”
David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart
sirbadger 11 months ago
The goldfish is hoping that the person who gets the cat and the person who gets the goldfish are not the same person.
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
I had salt water fish that lived for over 20 years, never had a fresh water fish survive the night! Don’t tell me the secret, I want no more fish!
The Duke 11 months ago
That’s a hard fish to swallow!
PraiseofFolly 11 months ago
That’s the reason Pre-Mating Agreements are advisable.
Imagine 11 months ago
He’s projecting.
Ichabod Ferguson 11 months ago
He married a goldfish?
tremaine53 11 months ago
It is, when you divide them in two.
sandpiper 11 months ago
They get moody and don’t talk for hours.
garcoa 11 months ago
Each get one half – only fair.
paranormal 11 months ago
Yeah. They wanted to go with her…
Calvins Brother 11 months ago
The hamster wasn’t too happy, either.
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
With ever revolution, he forgets thank goodness
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 11 months ago
“…. because a man’s gotta eat.”
cuzinron47 10 months ago
Should’ve done a pre-nup.
Call me Ishmael 10 months ago
“He’s pining for the fjords.”