Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for January 26, 2024

Great wordplay, Dave!

Nice try ☺

Nice try, but now you’ll have to try using good behavior.

They were both sentenced to life when they got married.

Wait a minute, isn’t that what Valentine’s Day is!? ㋡

My contractually obligated life partner doesn’t just finish my sentences. She starts them too. Makes life simple and sweet.

“5150 Somebody call the PoPo…”

What’s he in for? (Insert pun here.) Very clever, Dave.

After that little stunt, his next visitor may be from her divorce attorney.

She’ll give him chocolate and tell him not to wash his face hoping he’ll break out.

Not that sentence, Dave!

How long HAVE we been married, btw?

LOL!

It was worth a try.

I give this marriage 8 to 10.

Home Sweet Big House!

Married so long that they both have a thing for bars. He’s behind them and she likes sitting at one.

5150, now that’s crazy!

i’m very proud of everyone … so far no one has made a political post!!

Now that he’s in, she can be out on bad behavior.

… we can finish each other’s …

… sentences. yeah, nice try.

nice one, Dave!

He must’ve made some really bad puns to get in there.

Ha! Nice try!

Well, she could at least bake you a cake!

Wink, wink, nudge, nudge…

I like the wordplay in this one!

Melania are you listening?

A “long day” in the Punatentiary?!

when i tell my wife about the happy occasion it’ll bring tears to her eyes…