Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for February 18, 2024

Little bit of the famous composer, Muzak, never hurt anyone.

I hope that’s a very big elevator.

Will that raise my spirits?

Is there such a thing as elevator music anymore? The only thing I’ve seen are small screens that play commercials

LMAO! This is hysterical! ☺️❤️

“Second floor—hardware, children’s wear, lady’s lingerie.

Oh, good morning Mr. Tyler. Going…down?"

This will have to be well-orchestrated.

how come there’s no escalator music?

Is there room left for passengers?

Must be for freight elevators.

Put those guys in there and there won’t be room for passengers.

The other elevator has the rock music version.

On the elevator on one of the larger Royal Caribbean ships: Musician playing an upright piano . . . still room for a half-dozen passengers.

that quartet is going up in the world…

That’s a job that really has its ups, and downs.

I always imagine a little room somewhere, with the music piped in from there.