Scary Gary by Mark Buford for January 30, 2024

Travis is off to Vegas with the A’s.

I like the cowboy look.

I wish I could feel like a severed head trapped in a jar. I’m getting a hat like that.

If the baseball cap were on backwards, maybe he’d feel like a younger head trapped in a jar. Or put a Santa hat on the jar and see if that makes him feel jolly.

Trapped, yeah. But the jar’s contents keep you alive, Travis. Go insane. That’s all you’ve got.

I just saw the Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd cartoon of that the other day. Loved it as much today as I did when I was a child.

I like the top hat!

Now you know how we Detroit Lions fans felt after the game Sunday.

Well at least he finally found the right hat.

Nice Ted Williams joke if it had a Boston Red Socks hat

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

He needs a visit from Beatrice, and a ride in her baby buggy. Put a baby bonnet on Travis and all the women will Goochie-Goochie-Goo! him.

Even a severed head in a jar could run the Oakland A’s better than that loser who owns them. Good luck with the hat, Travis.