The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 30, 2024

Old fashion style for a new issue.

Well that ought to send a message loud and clear, but I doubt Brutus is listening.

Good idea.

Biggest money maker jn the Resturant

Creative revenue stream.

Oh boy

I hope Brutus has a pocket full of quarters for it !

No thanks. I have a little bottle of ACV pills in my purse. Never leave home without them.

Must be a slow day. There are still a lot of tablets in there.

Maybe Brutus should have a couple before eating there as a preventative measure.

Tom Servo, what have they done to you?!?!

the extra-large variety…

With this economy and prices it’s no wonder.

Whoa! Got me with the curve ball! I’d give this one 2 more hearts but gocomics doesn’t allow it. No pressure but you’ve set a high bar for tomorrow lol.

I’m pretty sure I ate there last week.

“And, yes.”

My local Walmart still has a gumball machine that is consistently stocked with gumballs

Yep that’s the kind of place Brutus would choose to eat.

Good business strategy – see a need and fill it.

….because of the greasy food, perhaps? LOL

GUFFAW ! ! ! That’s a good one !

Makes more sense.

Brown antacid tablets? I suppose a chocolate coated antacid tablet might go down easier.

Good businessman. Find a need and satisfy it. Not great advertising for the food but outstanding for a cure…..

I like it. Not a bad idea, really.

How do spell relief?

Now there’s a guy who knows his audience! And his cooking!!

Industrial strength….

My kinda place.

At least there wasn’t a “Sorry, We’re Open” sign posted at the front door…

And the answer is yes.

And there you have it……self serve!

More practical, that.

“Yes” replies Brutus, “I did notice they were all pink. Do happen to have any dollar coins for the machine?”…

WOW!!

puzzled at what kind of candy might come encased in plastic and why there were so many gumball machines in the entrance of many supermarkets and other retailers in japan, i asked my wife and she patiently explained that it wasn’t candy, it was little collectable toys on offer… ☺

Now Brutus really feels at home eating at his favorite diner.

Why would a cook admit their cooking needs antacid tablets?

oh boy, is the chefs cooking something that bad… :{