Reality Check by Dave Whamond for February 07, 2024

He’s a hard-boiled bad egg, but the yolks on him.

I used to believe in deviled eggs, then I called in an eggsorcist.

They’re heading for an eggsistential crisis.

Shell I make an egg gag? Nope. Can’t think of a good one. I love yours, though, Dave.

Love ’em. All these puns are leaving me eggstatic.

Egg-sellent pun …

…ishment you’ve inflicted on us today! The sort of thing that would crack up Humpty Dumpty! A good yolk, one you can enjoy even if you’re not hard-boiled or staying within your shell.

Why does a Frenchman only use one egg to make an omelet?

Because one egg is “un oeuf.”

I like the small eggs comment to Ralph. LOL

Me is eggspecially love omelette.

Looks like the yolk’s on us, Dave!

I’ve tried to make “Albumen” into a funny word. Alas it is not. I’m having an eggspresso and returning to bed.

A bunch of eggs in a carton look over to see an egg lying in the nest. The egg is covered in lipstick and there is a panty lying nearby. One of the eggs in the carton says “Looks like someone got laid last night”.

That little egg joke at the bottom of the frame can’t be beat.

Eggcellent!

Some don’t believe that deviled eggs eggist.

Cute.

Ba-da-BOOM! So funny!

Sounds like they’re so cracked up….they’re always spilling their guts

The punitentiary is gonna overflow today.

punny eggs are adorable.

A hard boiled egg can’t be beat.

i like my eggs ova.

I believe in the deviled egg, the friar told me all about him.

Eggs that find themselves in hot water often end up deviled in the end.

Would you like your eggs viled or de-viled?

Oh the humanity …!

( I’ll have a dozen )

I let go of my eggo beliefs.

Ommaleta, ommaleta, shonte ommaleta.

Deviled eggs should be banished forever to the Hot Place.

Cracked me up!

Squirrel is left speechless…can you blame ’im??

These are the yolks folks! (I personally LOVE devilled eggs!!)

At Christmas, he’s eggnogstic.

well, you certainly scrambled this one

Did we come first or did the chicken come first?

Nostic eggs make me break out

he’s keeping his eggspectations low…

They’re both highly educated. I guess that makes them eggheads?