Last Kiss by John Lustig for January 26, 2024

I hear it was someone famous’ birthaday so Happy birthday Bobbie Burns! Wait, what …oh,and you too John.

It’s my lucky day.

It’s a holiday here in Oz… invasion day.

Happy Birthday!

Imagine if your birthday was a holiday. Could you handle it?

Well it is a holiday for we.

“Oh, all right. We’ll celebrate — I’ll provide the cake … if you provide a lit candle!”

I got your Holiday right here babe.

“Now I’ll have to cancel my wild night with Peter tonight, to help YOU out”, Jane thought, but was wise enough not to say.

Sex should only be on days that contain the letter “Y”

he’s outta luck…

It’s got to be a holiday SOMEWHERE!!!!

Happy birthday, John, and many more. Hope you got your gift but TMI, don’t really need to know.

According to National Day .com, it’s Australia Day, Have Fun at Work Day, and Dental Drill Appreciation Day (among others). So holidays all around! Go to it! (Still trying to figure out how to post a URL in these comments).

No, it’s your divorce….

But it’s been 24 hours!

Planned events aren’t fun….LOL

Another HOF effort.

Happy Birthday John. Are you related to the Lustig Jewelers family near Chicago?

Today Is My Birthday!!! (And No, I’m Giving Out The Year!!)

The fellow certainly is being needy. Can’t he wait until Christmas like the rest of us??

Happy Birthday!!!

Don’t remind me! I have broken up with women who starved me in this way.

I’ve heard this one. Not pretty.

Sounds like my wife. No sex on a school day

SURPRISE B#TTS3X!!

it’s National POTATO Day…..let me see your “tators!”

Practice makes perfect.