Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for March 24, 2024

Wordify ha love it satch

Soon, I shall be laying down in my time machine, closing my eyes and experiencing the world approximately eight hours in the future.

World peace, flying cars and perpetual energy awaits.

(Dreaming in technicolor)

Zeno has nothing on Bucky when it comes to paradox.

Past, present, future, by the time you say or think something, it’s in the past. You can’t remember the present.

Time marches on!

The past is gone, the future is not come, and the present becomes the past, even while we attempt to define it..

“Today is only yesterday’s tomorrow” – Uriah Heep (the band, not the Dickens character)

I doubt very seriously if Rob wants to be a part of THAT conversation!

We all time travel. Just slowly, and it’s a one-way trip

We’re all time travelers into the future, but there are many interesting literary alternatives: Slaughterhouse-5, Benjamin Button, Brian Aldiss’s Cryptozoic, etc.

There’s a difference between time travel and controlled time travel.

I wonder if Sherwin Williams sells that cool color changing paint

This time, Bucky is 100% correct.

Time keeps on slippin’, slippin’, slippin’ into the future.

Napping… Time Travel for those on a tight budget.

This reminds me of a Mary Mack joke: “People tell me it live in the now. But you don’t know when the now is until a little bit after.”

“…I am unable to wordify…”, I am so using that.

I’m traveling forward in time right now. The time machine on my wrist confirms it.

Colonel Sandurz: Now. You’re looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We’re at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: I can’t.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

Dark Helmet: How soon?

Spaceballs (1987)

I too suffer from being unable to “wordify my why”. Hopefully big pharma will soon tackle this problem, they have a pill for nearly everything else.

Relativistically speaking, I believe Bucky is correct. Satchel is in Bucky’s past, but also, Bucky is in Satchel’s past.