Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 26, 2024

Wait until you see his Mickey Mouse underwear.

Of course, the Pro Bomb Suit is ad-free.

Hello, Hello Kitty!

A brave bomb defusor laughs at danger, mocks those fundamentally pusillanimous.

Are those Hello Kitty decals or are you just happy to see my bomb?

According to past FAs this character is known as Mr. Houston. Not sure what his duties are, but he seems to be amply guarded from unspecified attacks. Oh, and hello, Kitty!

oh good! sell it on ebay as designer and craft a NEW groin plate ;+)

Those Hello Kitty decals are meant to really mean, ‘Hello, pu$$y!!’ ;-D

…each decal stands for a defused bomb…

…it started over in the middle east…

…and has been kept up here in L.A. …

…it may not be as fancy as dating Taylor Swift…

…but the crew at Gepito’s find it to be an inspiration…

And a kawaii hamster sticker over each nipple.

https://kawaiipenshop.Com/products/kawaii-japanese-hamster-stickers

I can’t find my groin plate. Can I use a codpiece covered with a My Little Pony® sticker as a substitute?

Fret not, the next bomb will very likely remove those pesky decals.

Now you are just bragging!

If only. It seems the world is in the midst of a growing groin plate problem.

And on its back, it has an OSHA approved sign which says, “DANGER: You are standing in the venting area of a pressure relief device”.

That’s gotta be a pretty codpiece

Henry Higgins?

True story … I had a friend who had been on bomb disposal units in the Army and later with the police, before going to Q school and becoming a professional PGA golfer.

He spent two years on the PGA Pro Tour before becoming a teaching pro at a golf club in Florida.

He told me he often felt more pressure trying to sink a putt in a tournament than he ever did defusing a bomb.

I wanna see this for myself! ☺️☺️

Show me Hello- Kitty decals and then we need to talk!

hey diddle diddle with the kitty in the middle

Secret Santa with a sense of humor. Every office has one.

I wonder if he’s wearing a merkin as well!

I get it. I love Hello Kitty.

Goodbye, Kitty!

That’s going to tickle.

Hello Louis

What a wonderful day

Teresa said groin.

Hahaha!

TMI, sir.

Barbie would be more timely.

Hockey and Catcher!

Silk Sheets and perhaps forest trees can hear a rack n time.

You know, Howling Wolf hits a vicious noise.

Do you have a groin bowl, too, by chance?

It is they, more than anything else, that have kept me safe, in a dangerous occupation.

This is a man who is comfortable about his manhood.

these are getting – so – personal!

Badtz-Maru! Badtz-Maru! If any of the Sanrio gang had a bomb suit with a groin plate it would be him.

There’s a deep meaning there, but I’m not sure what the thrust of the argument is.

Now I find myself wondering what he has on the bomb plate of his groin suit.

…they called in a car bomb…

…used a three point of attack …

…while I counted to eight hundred million…

…Andrew was there…

…said…

…anyone stupid enough to come into MY house…

…gets what they get…

…they think tip of the spear…

…I say tip of the iceberg…

…Nebuchadnezzar will suffer from Insania Zoanthropia…

…not a vision…

…not prophecy…

…the hand writing is on the wall…

I just got a roll of biohazard stickers, would you like some to complement your Hello Kitty display?

“Groin plate”, “bomb suit” and “Hello Kitty decals” have caused me such cognitive dissonance that I need to repair to my fainting couch for a long swoon.

The RED HAT is killer for spotting the man while flushing down the toilet.