Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for May 30, 2024

Hmmm… so for an employee to be more valuable to the company, he/she needs to pack on the pounds. Hopefully they don’t work for a slaughterhouse.

I remember my company having classes and doing all sorts of things to show they valued their employees. Then they got rid of anyone who had been there over twenty years and were over fifty-five. Including me.

My company came in with a buy-out package (choose it or lose it) for all over 50. I chose it and have been pretty happy ever since …

To make it worse, the workers are doing the physical effort, so thereby losing weight while the managers are sitting at their desks all day, so gaining weight.

They still value employees. They even post the rate!

Hang in there… you’ll get that Rolex eventually…(well, the $20 knockoff, anyway)

These days, the managers would fetch around $38 compared to regular employees.

CEOs go for ~$687/lb

Well there’s more poundage on the fat cats.