The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 05, 2024

moooo-ve closer Farmer Bill! love the Moodello sign

Really fresh milk…

AND great steaks, too!!!

Udderly ridiculous!

Is Negra Moodelo chocolate milk?

She needs to be milked…often!!!

Cowabunga.

She’s obviously in the mooood.

Just remember to warm your hands first…

“My compliments to the cute heifer at The Far Side of the bar.”

♫ Something in the way she moos, attracts me like no udder lover…♪♫

She never listened to her mother about giving it away.

Counseltucky, Iowa?

Moodelo!

Checking out the hoofers in the bar.

She has horns?

Girl cow in search of her cowboy..

By Jupiter … Io, Io oooooh!

What do you expect when you’re in a bar, in Jorsey

She has some appendages she needs you to squeeze.

It’s smooth hand Luke who warms his hands first.

And fresh, too!

She really likes how he milks her

Good one TonysSon

Milking a love affair?

Make it special, pumpkin spice bourbon milk punch.

Tee hee.

This could get ugly fast… get a bucket…

Getting milk from her is like pulling teat.

Store bought or personally made?

Wonder if he’s in the MOO-d for a milk shake?

Good thing this isn’t “The Clockwork Orange” bar

Love the Moodelo sign…had me one yesterday, but it was a Negra. And don’t forget Spotted Cow.

Wow. That’s about the dirtiest comic I’ve ever read that didn’t have The Femlin in it.

Plus… I think that’s a BULL in lipstick.

He didn’t make the cut to be on “Farmer Wants a Wife.” Went to local bar to drown his sorrows. He might be there until the cows come home. But will they come home alone? Or will he be doing the “walk of shame” in the morning?

You tryna draw the attention of the furry fandom?

Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

The early days of the Korova Milkbar.

Someone’s looking for a roll in the hay.

Milk her like there’s no tomorrow!!!

she’s had one too many mimoosas…