Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for February 05, 2024

Whatever.

Unless there’s chocolates, I also don’t care.

Marigold pulled a Phoebe and Phoebe was confused! Maybe they had a body Swap or something…

I’m finding that, about this story arc, I just don’t care. Much.

So what? I know plenty of things that I don’t care about.

She seems to really care that people know that she doesn’t care.

I can’t decide, are these unicorns crazy or just stupid!​

What is the sound of nonsensical unicorn ramblings?

I guess that she doesn’t care that she doesn’t care! Is that right?! I am with you Phoebe!

Admit it, Marigold, your best chance for romance was the lake monster.

Being indifferent is hard.

Doesn’t matter if she gets it.

I would just chalk this up as a win. Or not. Doesn’t matter.

I believe it is contagious, because I suddenly don’t care!

Are you sure that DNI is a Unicorn or a Common-orn?

Whatever…

Ooh, I know this one. You ask one unicorn if the other wouldn’t care if you asked which exit was the correct one, then you pick the other exit.

Nihilism is confusing.

Shades of Maurice Sendak’s Pierre.

" We don’t even care whether or not we care." Morla, the ancient one.

Makes me think of the late, great Stan Kelly-Bootle’s definition of ‘recursion’: see recursion.

Some people deplore the level of ignorance and apathy in this country. As for me, I don’t know and I don’t care.

I’m afraid she would have a bad influx on Marigold.

hahahahah, you have to use big words to get at heart of a valley girl (otherwise they just say “whatever”^* — they have an excellent education system in the valley, you know…

(just ask Alicia Silvers Spangeworthy lolololo)

mwah