Close to Home by John McPherson for February 14, 2024

now that’s a visual I didn’t need!

Had on-line meeting with city engineers about sewer lines in the neighborhood. I now know way too much about “grinder pumps”.

You can’t give up Chili Nachos. So sacrifices MUST be made.

Ahhh…a pre-Bleeb classic!

Too much fiber.

Did they have a smaller sewer pipe going through their living room earlier?

This is one of my favorite 2015 offerings from John! But hey… still not looking, still not judging!

Ah crap! … I looked!

But here’s a funny word anyway… and they’re free!

Slumgullion!

That thing is bigger than the Alaska Pipeline

His guests will have crappy pipe dreams for a week! Can’t unsee this! ☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Glad to see someone has his priorities set right.

Crude

He’s a pipe smoker?

This is terrible! This is very bad! I have no idea why I gave it a LIKE.

That and a very very large exhaust fan.

TMI!! TMI!!

At least, be happy it isn’t a glass pipe.

I’d say he’s full of it.

Waiting on the electrician to install the industrial size ceiling fan.

Hot flashes, huh? Must be manopause.

That is the vent pipe…

It empties into Flushing Meadows.

TMI!

Make sure those pipe screws are in tight…

Eww…yuck! Time to go!

Get a different plumber.