Baby Blues by Rick Kirkman and Jerry Scott for February 21, 2024

Hair scrunchy, shirt, and leggings are all purplish. Very well coordinated.

Black goes with anything.

It’s a girl thing, Hammie!

Good.

Little miss fashion police is seeking an opinion on her attire from a middle aged mom who wears baggy clothes.

I could wear a Steelers hat with an Eagles shirt and go out in public. Just not very far in TO the public….

We hope you don’t!

The day you ask that, Hamster, is the day we know you have met your true love and want to impress!

If only Wanda would promise never to ask the inevitable, “Does this make my butt look big?”

I used to ask my wife if the combination looked ok (as she’d sometimes commented on how something didn’t look right together) but was always told ‘no’. So now I don’t bother, because if everything looks wrong, I know the answer in advance

Any male who is conscious of his appearance is accused of being gay or a metro-sexual. Who cares if he is? No big deal.

Hammie did ask once if his numerous shades of mud and dirt were a good combo.

As picky as she is, I’m surprised Zoe accepted her mom’s opinion.

My good friend, Paul Kenneth Godwin, had tried to join the military upon graduation. The job he had in mind required color vision and they determined he lacked it.

“But Paul, your clothes are always perfectly matched.”

“Because my mother lays them out for me every day.”

We had never had an idea. Hammie would be mystified about ever caring.

Wren feeding herself is more entertaining than today’s actual punchline. Spoon in one hand while she stuffs the Cheerios into her mouth with the other hand, and then simply tipping the bowl and drinking it down. You go, girl!

He might possibly check with Mom, come prom time.

And then she goes and changes immediately.

We kinda figured that Hammie.

If everyone had a life, there would be no such thing as fashion police.