Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 12, 2024

Just by chance a Ritz cracker, Super Bowl…leading up to!

Really pushing your luck there, Wiz!

Everything tastes better on a Ritz!

For me, Garlic Ritz with a can of spray on “Easy Cheese”, American or Cheddar cheese.

I bet the ants will go crazy in the bedroom before the wife gets back.

He’s already getting crumbs in the sheets. Do you know what that can lead to? On Sesame Street, Burt told, warned, and chastised Ernie:

https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=YpozspIMH9E

He’s gone CrackerWhiz!

Maybe she went away in a huff after the Wizard got Henry to fry her rump in yesterday’s strip. The Wizard seems happy with the result.

Is she in the burns unit by any chance?

To quote Barbara Mandrell:

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

You can sleep with the window open wide

Do anything as long as you’re by my side

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

Crumbs!!

Oops! She’s back early!!

Starting off the week with some crazy nights.

crackers… in bed? how naughty… I love it! :D

Crackers are only the opening act. Act 2: chocolate milk… and without a straw! Bwahahaha!

Ooh! How exiting!

I tell the wife that when she’s away, the dogs and I sit in our underwear, drink beer, and watch cartoons. She thinks I’m joking.

Woo, living on the edge!

Crackers in bed! What a notion!

bad habits like this lead to sleeping with crumbs. so if you don’t want to sleep with crumbs, don’t eat crackers in bed you crumb you.

You truly have to be in a long-term marriage to appreciate this strip today!

After the crackers, he gets bananas and nuts!

She’ll know because of the crumbs you’re making…..

Crackers in Bed? Wiz, you are just one Wild and Crazy Guy!

Just crackers? Fool. You’re not taking full advantage of the opportunity. Where are the potato chips? And Cheetos? And Fritos?

“You can eat crackers in my bed anytime.”

Barbara Mandrell

“Hello baby, I’m sorry I said

The things I did, it was a silly fight

I was wrong you were right

What I really mean to say is

… You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

You can sleep with the window open wide

Do anything as long as you’re by my side

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

… I should be happy, no dishes to wash now

But my own, no clothes to pick up

A double bed to myself now that your gone

Oh but it’s lonely, I’m sorry I ever let you go

It’s a matter of fact I’ve got to have you back

I just want you to know

… You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

You can sleep with the window open wide

Do anything as long as you’re by my side

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

… You can sleep with the window open wide

Do anything as long as you’re by my side

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime

… Whoa, you can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby

You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night

You can sleep with the window open wide

Do anything as long as you’re by my side

You can eat crackers in my bed anytime"

Crazy on crackers!!!!!!!!!

Crackers in bed?!?! You’re playing with fire, Wiz!!! But figuratively this time…

According to John Crichton, crackers don’t matter.

You’d better clean the crackers out of your bed when you’re expecting company.

You mean peaceful

A real crumb-bum.

That is the widest box of crackers I’ve ever seen.