Just by chance a Ritz cracker, Super Bowl…leading up to!
Really pushing your luck there, Wiz!
Everything tastes better on a Ritz!
For me, Garlic Ritz with a can of spray on “Easy Cheese”, American or Cheddar cheese.
I bet the ants will go crazy in the bedroom before the wife gets back.
He’s already getting crumbs in the sheets. Do you know what that can lead to? On Sesame Street, Burt told, warned, and chastised Ernie:
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=YpozspIMH9E
He’s gone CrackerWhiz!
Maybe she went away in a huff after the Wizard got Henry to fry her rump in yesterday’s strip. The Wizard seems happy with the result.
Is she in the burns unit by any chance?
To quote Barbara Mandrell:
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime
Crumbs!!
Oops! She’s back early!!
Starting off the week with some crazy nights.
crackers… in bed? how naughty… I love it! :D
Crackers are only the opening act. Act 2: chocolate milk… and without a straw! Bwahahaha!
Ooh! How exiting!
I tell the wife that when she’s away, the dogs and I sit in our underwear, drink beer, and watch cartoons. She thinks I’m joking.
Woo, living on the edge!
Crackers in bed! What a notion!
bad habits like this lead to sleeping with crumbs. so if you don’t want to sleep with crumbs, don’t eat crackers in bed you crumb you.
You truly have to be in a long-term marriage to appreciate this strip today!
After the crackers, he gets bananas and nuts!
She’ll know because of the crumbs you’re making…..
Crackers in Bed? Wiz, you are just one Wild and Crazy Guy!
Just crackers? Fool. You’re not taking full advantage of the opportunity. Where are the potato chips? And Cheetos? And Fritos?
“You can eat crackers in my bed anytime.”
Barbara Mandrell
“Hello baby, I’m sorry I said
The things I did, it was a silly fight
I was wrong you were right
What I really mean to say is
… You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
… I should be happy, no dishes to wash now
But my own, no clothes to pick up
A double bed to myself now that your gone
Oh but it’s lonely, I’m sorry I ever let you go
It’s a matter of fact I’ve got to have you back
I just want you to know
… You can sleep with the window open wide
… Whoa, you can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime"
Crazy on crackers!!!!!!!!!
Crackers in bed?!?! You’re playing with fire, Wiz!!! But figuratively this time…
According to John Crichton, crackers don’t matter.
You’d better clean the crackers out of your bed when you’re expecting company.
You mean peaceful
A real crumb-bum.
That is the widest box of crackers I’ve ever seen.
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The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 7 months ago
Just by chance a Ritz cracker, Super Bowl…leading up to!
oldthang 7 months ago
Really pushing your luck there, Wiz!
The Duke 7 months ago
Everything tastes better on a Ritz!
charliefarmrhere 7 months ago
For me, Garlic Ritz with a can of spray on “Easy Cheese”, American or Cheddar cheese.
electricshadow Premium Member 7 months ago
I bet the ants will go crazy in the bedroom before the wife gets back.
Doug K 7 months ago
He’s already getting crumbs in the sheets. Do you know what that can lead to? On Sesame Street, Burt told, warned, and chastised Ernie:
https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=YpozspIMH9E
Sanspareil 7 months ago
He’s gone CrackerWhiz!
Calvinist1966 7 months ago
Maybe she went away in a huff after the Wizard got Henry to fry her rump in yesterday’s strip. The Wizard seems happy with the result.
incognito 7 months ago
Is she in the burns unit by any chance?
jagedlo 7 months ago
To quote Barbara Mandrell:
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime
Troglodyte 7 months ago
Crumbs!!
markkahler52 7 months ago
Oops! She’s back early!!
Goat from PBS 7 months ago
Starting off the week with some crazy nights.
Chris 7 months ago
crackers… in bed? how naughty… I love it! :D
flagmichael 7 months ago
Crackers are only the opening act. Act 2: chocolate milk… and without a straw! Bwahahaha!
Amra Leo 7 months ago
Ooh! How exiting!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 7 months ago
I tell the wife that when she’s away, the dogs and I sit in our underwear, drink beer, and watch cartoons. She thinks I’m joking.
Bill The Nuke 7 months ago
Woo, living on the edge!
ladykat 7 months ago
Crackers in bed! What a notion!
Saddenedby Premium Member 7 months ago
bad habits like this lead to sleeping with crumbs. so if you don’t want to sleep with crumbs, don’t eat crackers in bed you crumb you.
dv1093 7 months ago
You truly have to be in a long-term marriage to appreciate this strip today!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
After the crackers, he gets bananas and nuts!
Zebrastripes 7 months ago
She’ll know because of the crumbs you’re making…..
Daltongang Premium Member 7 months ago
Crackers in Bed? Wiz, you are just one Wild and Crazy Guy!
EMGULS79 7 months ago
Just crackers? Fool. You’re not taking full advantage of the opportunity. Where are the potato chips? And Cheetos? And Fritos?
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs 7 months ago
“You can eat crackers in my bed anytime.”
Barbara Mandrell
“Hello baby, I’m sorry I said
The things I did, it was a silly fight
I was wrong you were right
What I really mean to say is
… You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime
… I should be happy, no dishes to wash now
But my own, no clothes to pick up
A double bed to myself now that your gone
Oh but it’s lonely, I’m sorry I ever let you go
It’s a matter of fact I’ve got to have you back
I just want you to know
… You can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime
… You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime
… Whoa, you can eat crackers in my bed anytime, baby
You can kick off all the covers in the middle of the night
You can sleep with the window open wide
Do anything as long as you’re by my side
You can eat crackers in my bed anytime"
rockyridge1977 7 months ago
Crazy on crackers!!!!!!!!!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 7 months ago
Crackers in bed?!?! You’re playing with fire, Wiz!!! But figuratively this time…
David Rickard Premium Member 7 months ago
According to John Crichton, crackers don’t matter.
InuYugiHakusho 7 months ago
You’d better clean the crackers out of your bed when you’re expecting company.
geese28 7 months ago
You mean peaceful
Brian Premium Member 7 months ago
A real crumb-bum.
Wizkid 4 months ago
That is the widest box of crackers I’ve ever seen.