Herman by Jim Unger for February 22, 2024

Especially for self-portraits.

Or try “landscape mode”……….

“It’s very versatile. You can take pictures of the craters on the moon … as well as the pores on your nose.”

“I recommend you point that the other way”.

He’ll get a wide angle where that is going!

And some kind of filter.

Panorama mode

Early days of selfies.

And really long arms

She could break the camera in more ways than one.

A telephoto, maybe 135mm, is best for portraits. You just need a very very very long room.

Try one of those 3D panorama shots.

Beat her with a selfie stick!

“It’s a camera, not a magic wand.”

“….and a very long selfie stick "

His last words before he was wearing the camera down his troat

A fish eye lens would probably cover her.

She’d have better luck with a satellite.

“hmm…I wonder what he’d look like with this camera jammed in his pie hole…???”

I hope his proctologist can salvage the camera

For portraits, she can just adjust distant from the subject. Better to say “selfies.”