Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 16, 2024

Zip, you better graduate law school in record time if you want to do that.

Strip originally ran December 9th 2000.

Even with Zipper’s “help”, Bush still would have been declared the winner—darn it!!

Ticking away, the moments that make up a dull day, Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way

People who weren’t around at the time have no idea how long that matter dragged on.

Did Zonker just just utter the words, “Buckle down” and “Graduate”? I think I just felt the earth move…LOL

suddenly, the cyber ninjas in arizona make sense

The Gore account? Zipper, meet Tipper…

Somehow, in my long and expensive education, there never seemed to be a class on realistic career goals. :)

In all honesty, in all reality, Zipper would be better off going to truck driving school.

Maybe he crossed the aisle & “helped” the Grate Pretender…it would explain a lot.

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They wanted different counting methods or groups. Afterward, looking back, the Gore camp’s proposal would have given the win to Bush. The Bush camp’s proposal would have given the win to Gore. The Supreme Court ruled they couldn’t change the rules after the fact to favor one or the other.

Little does he know that the solution is not a legal education but legalization.

Savor the irony – the eternal student Zonker urging his kin to go ahead and graduate – after spending 12 years of bliss as an undergrad himself.