The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for February 23, 2024

i admit, i don’t get it…sorry

Sandwiches always taste better cut diagonally!

Actually, I imagine it to be supercilious “Dr. Rick” from “Progressive Home Insurance.” In his latest snotty commercial he is mocking new homeowners who imitate the way their grammas cut sandwiches for them.

To me, Rick comes across as an arrogant something that rhymes with his name.

Sliced him like a piece of pie.

Her trick looks harder.

She specialized in pies! A great cut!

Croissant’s! mon ami!

Crochet cuts are “zig zag” granny cuts.

“I guess I’m the only person who does cut a sandwich in half”

I do, unless I’ve already washed the knife I used for the prep (mayo, etc.). How’s that for lazy!

thanks everyone…got it!

Once you learn how the trick’s done, you realize why David’s still doing it, while Granny’s living out her final days in Leavenworth.

I’d hate to see what she does with finger sandwiches…

But the crust! You forgot to trim the crust!

Granny’s crosswise beyond her years.

If they used a saw to cut then you should see the bloody remains of the victim.

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David must have several half brothers and sisters.

You know how samurai stereotypically do massive damage with diagonal slices?

david somehow managed to sandwich granny into the show…

Who remembers Peanuts, “Don’t cut it just fold it over.”