The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 02, 2024

Well, Carl, that’s what it’s for. That and hold up your glasses.

you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can’t pick your friends’ nose!

Be careful, Carl. You could cause some congestion.

His sinus up for now, but who nose how long?

Why was his nose on strike?!

If your nose runs and your feet smell, you’re built upside down!

Not having the right to eat his boogers is just snot fare.

His neighbors wish he would picket in his car where no one can see him.

Well, at least he is neither protesting (nor picking!!) his butt!!

Carl’s neighbors are about ready to protest Carl’s protest.

No one in the wants to see him picketing his nose.

I don’t see any scabs… maybe this will work.

So why is it that our nose runs and our feet smell?

His own nose is turning up at him.

But how does Carl smell now? TERRIBLE!

There’s no nose in the house, septum.

It looks like he’s lost his nose.

My nose runs and my feet smell. I’m totally mixed up.

One day Scott will get caught making something funny

Nare today, gone tomorrow…

Is that a nose job action?

Snot a cool thing to do, I would think!

I thought all noses smelled.

It must have smelled something rotten in the state of Denmark, and Washington D.C.

as Olivia Newton John sang, If Snot For You, I couldn’t smell anything

He can’t see anything, but the nose knows there’s trouble.

GROAN

“Nobody nose the troubles I’ve seen”……

carl doesn’t really know what it’s all about, but it’s right there in front of his nose…

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How do you keep an dog from smelling? ………………………Hold it’s nose!