Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 02, 2024

Tell him to buzz off.

From FML: Proud Father

Today, my daughter came home in actual tears because a guy from college “dared”, yes “dared” to turn her down. She then went on a rant about how he “claimed to have a girlfriend” and “clearly doesn’t know how popular she is.” Clearly, I’ve raised a Mean Girl with a future as a 3-time divorcee.

Worker bees are female.

Ouch. That stings.

Eh male bees not have stingers and worker bees is all females.

You’d buzz, too, if somebody stole your honey and nectar…..

I don’t think it matters what you meant.

Next time you sat you want some honey, don’t pause after you say some.

I know it’s petty, but most bees are sterile females. Drives me nuts to see it depicted otherwise.

These bees are both female. Males don’t have an ovipositor/stinger.

Fresh!

a day gone by without learning something is said to be a day wasted, happy now in the knowledge that bees have teeth.

I married one. Actually two. One before. One at present. What is wrong with me?

Call the Fuzz.

He was prolly gonna comb too early anyway.

Psssst…. worker bees are all female.

Tell him you’re allergic to him. He gives you hives.

I doubt bees feel the same way about honey as we do. “Hi, vomit, I’m home!”

Is that Lio Bee after Eva Rose Bee?

The buzz is that you did.