Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 27, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  8 months ago

    I guess Pig has rejected the feelings of Sappy, Dizzy, Gloomy, Jumpy or Woeful.

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    BasilBruce  8 months ago

    Thanks to his new detergent, his sheets are now snow white!

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  8 months ago

    Ya know, one(1) of the reasons why people are asked, and seem to ALWAYS get it wrong, on the street to “name” the seven dwarfs is because a person’s memory can only “handle” seven(7) plus or minus two(2) “pieces” of data at a time in short-term memory BEFORE it gets transferred to long-term memory!!!! It’s also way people NEED to group a phone number with ten(10) digits, or pieces of data, into divisions of two(2) groups of three(3) numbers each, followed by a single group of four(4) numbers!!!! The more you know….dan aka….

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    sirbadger  8 months ago

    My parents gave me a Dopey puppet. There is something insulting about receiving a Dopey gift as opposed to a Superman puppet.

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    Algolei I  8 months ago

    I didn’t know “sneezy” was an emotion!

    What about “burpy” and “farty”?

    Is it possible that I, a guy, have been openly expressing my emotions all along?!

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    Robin Harwood  8 months ago

    Are there any?

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    hariseldon59  8 months ago

    The Simpsons had the Seven Duffs (the mascots for Duff Beer): Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, Sleazy, Edgy, Dizzy and Remorseful.

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    syzygy47  8 months ago

    Better than the 7 dwarfs of PMS. It’s kinda funny but listing them, no, uh-uh, I ain’t gonna go there.

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    blunebottle  8 months ago

    Strategic placement of the comma in the last speech bubble.

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    ronaldspence  8 months ago

    Hi Ho! Pig!

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    enigmamz  8 months ago

    Where is Rat with his bat for Stephan?

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    Not Peter (Dinklage)? Not really an emotion, I guess.

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    einarbt  8 months ago

    Steve hoping for a Disney deal? Animation on Disney Plus. Cross over between PBS and the Seven dwarfs? Okay, I better go find my meds now or that brick wall.

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    carlsonbob  8 months ago

    He didn’t mention desirous of Pigetta.

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    B UTTONS  8 months ago

    … oh, on second thought, perhaps Snow White politicians looking into mirrors wondering who is the greatest politician of all, and offering rosy red apples to the people they actually resent.

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    orinoco womble  8 months ago

    Well at least he hasn’t met Depressed, Anxious or Panicking.

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    jpsomebody  8 months ago

    I hope the dwarfs say that it was consensual.

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    markyakes Premium Member 8 months ago

    Glad that Pastis didn’t feel the need to use the term “Little People”.

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    iggyman  8 months ago

    Pig has good thoughts, but they die of loneliness!

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    joe.altmaier  8 months ago

    Nobody can list more than six. For some reason.

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    A Common 'tator  8 months ago

    Snow White and the seven dwarves were having a bath, all feeling happy… Happy got out…

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    SNVBD  8 months ago

    Don’t forget Hangry!

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    markkahler52  8 months ago

    Don’t forget SLEAZY!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  8 months ago

    I like to go through the 7 dwarfs when I am introducing a group of people to somebody. Madcap mirth and merriment is my middle name.

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    Doug K  8 months ago

    At least as long as they all remain dwarf emotions, they shouldn’t cause too much trouble.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago

    Little people. Woke up.

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    erick.robinson  8 months ago

    That’s it Stephan… pack yer gear & get out… that wasn’t punny at ALL

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    walstib Premium Member 8 months ago

    I suspect Goat feels horny.

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    Ellis97  8 months ago

    I would consider Pig’s feelings to be Happy, Naive, Goofy, and Overly Sensitive.

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    stiggy7  8 months ago

    And remember, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t Happy…..

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    Linguist  8 months ago

    My favorite is the 8th Dwarf that no one talks about – Horny!

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    Droptma Styx  8 months ago

    What does a session with Dr. Freud cost, do you think, and will my insurance cover it?

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    Goat from PBS  8 months ago

    He definitely is happy and dopey. That’s about it, though.

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    SteveHL  8 months ago

    What about Blitzen?

    (Oh, wait a minute…)

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    Slowly, he turned...  8 months ago

    That’s it Pastis, we are going to doc your pay.

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    Greyhame  8 months ago

    I will occasionally respond to “How are you?” with “Sleepy and Grumpy and a coupla other dwarves.”

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    Steverino Premium Member 8 months ago

    The 6 symptoms of cocaine addition, plus you have the Doc

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    Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago

    Saw this coming from the 2nd panel.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago

    I like that Pastis used “dwarfs.” “Dwarves” is Tolkien, not Grimm or Disney.

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    uncle-zontar Premium Member 8 months ago

    Pig has forgotten The Emotions were from Chicago and named Sheila, Wanda, and Jeanette.

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    mindjob  8 months ago

    For Rat, add Angry to that list

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    cldisme  8 months ago

    I am glad his emotions were not Moe, Larry, Curly, Shemp, Joe, or Curly Joe.

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    seoreviewer  8 months ago

    Pig seems to have turned down the affections of Sappy, Dizzy, Gloomy, Jumpy, and Woeful characters. Poor Pig! It looks like there’s some drama unfolding in the comic world. Will Pig find love elsewhere, or is this the start of a new storyline? By the way, if you’re interested in more entertaining insights like these, feel free to check out my blog for reviews and commentary – >

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    zeexenon  8 months ago

    Pig always gives an oddly shaped earful.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 8 months ago

    https://xkcd.Com/1417/

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    stamps  8 months ago

    I’m feeling quite Bifur, Bofur and Bombur.

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    tigerscott15  8 months ago

    Don’t be Dopey Doc.

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  8 months ago

    And may all their problems be little ones……

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    Hatter  8 months ago

    No worries, My Karma ran over my Dogma.

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    eddi-TBH  8 months ago

    His feelings are dwarfed by his problems.

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    Arghhgarrr Premium Member 8 months ago

    Nope is not a dwarf.

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 8 months ago

    There you go, spying on my brain again

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