Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 02, 2024

Don’t miss it.

Ven-ding.

If you want to sit at a table, come early, because nobody isn’t going to be here.

What if nobody doesn’t go?

And a dam SHORT hour, at that!!

Someone told me that the English language never uses double positives.

I replied, “Yeah, right”.

I don’t think it’s “Grille”

Well done

Conversations must get very interesting after a few drinks.

“Not unhappy” is not the same as happy.

“Litotes Hour”

This was not unfunny!

Clever, thanks!

Sad hour is from 5-6.

Does a double negative counter a triple positive? I’m’ so confused.

Once wandered into a bar called The Double Entendre—had a Two-for-One Pun Hour.

We are not unclosed right now.

After a couple drinks it will all make sense.

I don’t doubt that it’ll be crowded. Not too shabby!

This is the best place to drink, bar non.

When I worked in tech support our unofficial mission statement was " We’re not happy until your not happy".

When coworkers go out to happy hour, my standard joke to the server is; “Can we get an extra discount? Nobody who works at (fill in the blank) can be happy for a whole hour.”

Sorry, we don’t have no salted peanuts.

So, everybody is unhappy the rest of the time?