Herman by Jim Unger for March 04, 2024

I’m guessing that she already gave the dog a head of lettuce and the dog refused to eat it.

Of all the different food my dog gets, a young vole from the golf course was her favorite. She is quick. Sniff, bite, shake. By the time I got to her I saw the last bit of the vole’s tail as my dog wolfed it down. The vet told me, “Well, that’s what she’d eat in the wild.”

Well, the low-carb, gluten-free, non-dairy part is good for the dog. The vegan part, not so much.

“They’re for me.”

I’m sure they exist.

My friend left some vegan hot dogs here, dogs wouldn’t touch them

Dogs whose diets are changed in mid life react the same as most humans . . . yeck.

You end up with the dog you create.

If you think his farts are bad now, just wait

Yes, we do carry those. They’re on that shelf with the brand name Why Bother?…

They are supposed to be a treat. Those biscuits would be yucky to a carnivore.

We have low-carb gluten-free non-dairy vegan biscuits.

But they’re not dog biscuits – it’s not dog food – it’s food food.

No need to buy them gust give the dog access to the cat’s litter box.

I’m in the middle of SoCal. Those are probably in every store.

A pet peeve of mine (hey, I made a joke, ‘pet’ peeve! LOL!) anyway, is that all those dog food makers are talking about ‘veggies’ (ugh, hate that word) in their dog foods. Dogs are meat eaters!

For her husband…

Yes, I have seen them in some specialty stores that I go to.

It is fine if you wish to live with that kind of diet, but don’t force your pet to live that way without consulting your vet.

I wonder what the dog is being punished for.

And she wonders why her dog always eats at the neighbors house.

Yes, here’s a stick. It’s gluten free, low-carb, non-dairy & vegan. $40 please.

Just asking for a friend.

There’s a story over on NAR about a woman and her child looking for organic Honey Crisp Apples. The clerk said they didn’t have any but perhaps they like to try another variety? “No, my horse only eats Honey Crisp, and they MUST be organic.”

What is the point of that “treat”?

Typical. Forcing your own preferences onto others, especially those who can’t fight back