How was he able to punch in all the numbers?
You will need his medical hisss-tory!
The one that got away from Homer .
C’mon, let’s wrap this up. I’ve got a coil waiting.
But he wants help! Refer him to a 12-slither program.
Remember the author Barbara Johnson? Her suggestion was a one-step program: “WHAM! Get over it.”
Is he addicted to Fangtanyl? If so, they can still straighten him out.
Boaz needed a program that is less constrictive.
Please tell us how badly you’re addicted, on a scale of 1 to 10.
Help! I am so bad off, pretty soon I won’t have a pit to hiss in!
As the Steve McCroskey character in the Airplane! movie might have said: “Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit…”
Just tell it to scale it back.
“ Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss in my pit; go to your own pitand hiss."
Like alcoholics, once a snake always a snake.
Well, fangs a lot. I’m gonna’ rattle someone’s cage about this!
He’s addicted to pssssychedelic pssssiloccccybin, also known as mushrooms.
How about a 12 slither program?
The snake is trying to scale the program.
He’s got a serious adderiction.
And, POOF, his Fairy God Mother turned him into a lizard.
Maybe the adduction clinic?
Why cats will never join a 12-step program:
Step 1: I acknowledge the existence of a higher authority.
They better find what he wants or he may have a hissy fit.
Ever hear of a 12-bites program?
blatant snakism
rekam Premium Member 7 months ago
How was he able to punch in all the numbers?
ronaldspence 7 months ago
You will need his medical hisss-tory!
terrapin6000 Premium Member 7 months ago
The one that got away from Homer .
Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago
C’mon, let’s wrap this up. I’ve got a coil waiting.
angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago
But he wants help! Refer him to a 12-slither program.
blunebottle 7 months ago
Remember the author Barbara Johnson? Her suggestion was a one-step program: “WHAM! Get over it.”
Bilan 7 months ago
Is he addicted to Fangtanyl? If so, they can still straighten him out.
PraiseofFolly 7 months ago
Boaz needed a program that is less constrictive.
gammaguy 7 months ago
Please tell us how badly you’re addicted, on a scale of 1 to 10.
iggyman 7 months ago
Help! I am so bad off, pretty soon I won’t have a pit to hiss in!
phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago
As the Steve McCroskey character in the Airplane! movie might have said: “Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit…”
Prey 7 months ago
Just tell it to scale it back.
[Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago
“ Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss in my pit; go to your own pitand hiss."
SavannahJim Premium Member 7 months ago
Like alcoholics, once a snake always a snake.
Funniguy 7 months ago
Well, fangs a lot. I’m gonna’ rattle someone’s cage about this!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 7 months ago
He’s addicted to pssssychedelic pssssiloccccybin, also known as mushrooms.
ladykat 7 months ago
How about a 12 slither program?
jel354 7 months ago
The snake is trying to scale the program.
joegee 7 months ago
He’s got a serious adderiction.
joegee 7 months ago
He’s got a serious adderiction.
zeexenon 7 months ago
And, POOF, his Fairy God Mother turned him into a lizard.
Herd of Turtles 7 months ago
Maybe the adduction clinic?
Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago
Why cats will never join a 12-step program:
Step 1: I acknowledge the existence of a higher authority.
lopaka 7 months ago
They better find what he wants or he may have a hissy fit.
Chris Sherlock 7 months ago
Ever hear of a 12-bites program?
Buckaroobanzai 7 months ago
blatant snakism