The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for March 31, 2024

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    rekam Premium Member 7 months ago

    How was he able to punch in all the numbers?

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    ronaldspence  7 months ago

    You will need his medical hisss-tory!

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    terrapin6000 Premium Member 7 months ago

    The one that got away from Homer .

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    Ratkin Premium Member 7 months ago

    C’mon, let’s wrap this up. I’ve got a coil waiting.

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    angelolady Premium Member 7 months ago

    But he wants help! Refer him to a 12-slither program.

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    blunebottle  7 months ago

    Remember the author Barbara Johnson? Her suggestion was a one-step program: “WHAM! Get over it.”

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    Bilan  7 months ago

    Is he addicted to Fangtanyl? If so, they can still straighten him out.

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    PraiseofFolly  7 months ago

    Boaz needed a program that is less constrictive.

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    gammaguy  7 months ago

    Please tell us how badly you’re addicted, on a scale of 1 to 10.

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    iggyman  7 months ago

    Help! I am so bad off, pretty soon I won’t have a pit to hiss in!

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    phritzg Premium Member 7 months ago

    As the Steve McCroskey character in the Airplane! movie might have said: “Looks like he picked the wrong week to quit…”

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    Prey  7 months ago

    Just tell it to scale it back.

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    [Traveler] Premium Member 7 months ago

    “ Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don’t hiss in my pit; go to your own pitand hiss."

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    SavannahJim Premium Member 7 months ago

    Like alcoholics, once a snake always a snake.

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    Funniguy  7 months ago

    Well, fangs a lot. I’m gonna’ rattle someone’s cage about this!

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  7 months ago

    He’s addicted to pssssychedelic pssssiloccccybin, also known as mushrooms.

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    ladykat  7 months ago

    How about a 12 slither program?

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    jel354  7 months ago

    The snake is trying to scale the program.

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    joegee  7 months ago

    He’s got a serious adderiction.

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    joegee  7 months ago

    He’s got a serious adderiction.

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    zeexenon  7 months ago

    And, POOF, his Fairy God Mother turned him into a lizard.

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    Herd of Turtles  7 months ago

    Maybe the adduction clinic?

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    Why cats will never join a 12-step program:

    Step 1: I acknowledge the existence of a higher authority.

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    lopaka  7 months ago

    They better find what he wants or he may have a hissy fit.

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    Chris Sherlock  7 months ago

    Ever hear of a 12-bites program?

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    Buckaroobanzai  7 months ago

    blatant snakism

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