Ma can not come to the phone right now. Please a message at the beep and as soon as she returns from the land of catatonicia. She will give you a call.. thank you.. BEEEEEPCLICK
Looks like Ma forgot that her daughter learned the “facts of life” at school. When I hit puberty at 10 years old, my Mom gave me pamphlets to read about it. She even went to a film we had at school when I was 12 that showed everything about puberty. She was the only mother there and told the female teacher that everything that happened in that film I already went through when I was 11 1/2 years old.
Actually, I had thought that I had at least a rudimentary understanding of such things, and then came this story arc…. So, Lola’s mom, explain to those of us who aren’t quite up to speed – what, exactly, will be the intimate, physical facts of a relationship between a woman and a penguin?
Sisyphos over 12 years ago
Might not be a bad idea to leave Mom in her trance, at least until after the wedding….
thirdguy over 12 years ago
I always knew he was a perv!
Cardboard Cutout over 12 years ago
Lola! I’m shocked and devastated to learn you are not “pure”. No white for you sister
celeconecca over 12 years ago
on the night before my first marriage, my grandmother pulled me aside and said, “Act like you’re having fun.” yes, she was serious
Vonne Anton over 12 years ago
“Not tonight, dear…for months, actually…”
Mitchtheone over 12 years ago
Ma can not come to the phone right now. Please a message at the beep and as soon as she returns from the land of catatonicia. She will give you a call.. thank you.. BEEEEEP CLICK
cybergal29 over 12 years ago
Looks like Ma forgot that her daughter learned the “facts of life” at school. When I hit puberty at 10 years old, my Mom gave me pamphlets to read about it. She even went to a film we had at school when I was 12 that showed everything about puberty. She was the only mother there and told the female teacher that everything that happened in that film I already went through when I was 11 1/2 years old.
fishbulb239 over 12 years ago
Actually, I had thought that I had at least a rudimentary understanding of such things, and then came this story arc…. So, Lola’s mom, explain to those of us who aren’t quite up to speed – what, exactly, will be the intimate, physical facts of a relationship between a woman and a penguin?