Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 01, 2024

Time to cut off the R’s Johnson. – A nihilist

Gingrich

Hastert

Boehner

Ryan

McCarthy

and now… Moses. Er Johnson.

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Republican heroes, all.

An amazing collection of, uh, johnsons.

Jesus was fully human, and asked legit questions like “Who touched me?” It wasn’t rhetorical, he really wanted to know. Johnson wouldn’t get it.

Nailed it, as usual.

We had two children through IVF and we still have a couple of embryos in the freezer. Can I apply for extra tax credits now because under this reasoning we don’t have 2 but 8 children! But what if we divorce?? Will I have to pay child support for all 8 of them then??

That’s actually pretty funny!Kudos, Reuben. You just made a MAGA conservative Christian Republican laugh. Unlike Democrats, we have a sense of humor. Too bad you’ll be going to hell, though.

IVF means in vitro fertilisation. The “IVF fertilisation” in panel 6 is redundant.

Speaker Johnson. Another “good christian” who believes that making billionaires wealthier is a better use of taxpayer dollars than feeding hungry children.

Johnson is a NAT C. NAT Cs are pseudo Christians, you do the math

The Alabama Supreme Court, Samuel Alito, Speaker Johnson and their ilk are actually Deep State plants on a mission to cement Agolf Twittler’s second straight election loss. Discuss.

He gets us.

Jesus was black.

Funny and too close to the truth concerning Speaker Johnson.

Pedantic observation alert: nitpicking, I know, but Jesus would have known what abortion was. It existed well before his time, and well before the earliest Old Testament writings as well. Yet neither book makes any mention of it.

If he’s just an iron age carpenter who cares what he has to say.

Would be even funnier if Jesus wasn’t represented with white skin and blond hair…

Or funding the government. Or legislating immigration reform. Or….

“Save me white Jesus”

Aspirational hearing wins the day.

Jay may love his enemies, but he’s pretty POed at a lot of his followers lately. “I took Dad’s advice on how to get your attention. Here’s hurricanes, floods, fire and drought! Now do you understand?” Yup! Got it 110%, h0m0s are the Devils children." “Agggghh!! That’s it! Call Lou and tell him I’m calling off the Apocalypse. He can have the job of sorting them out.”

Aliens will come into your land and you will serve them. You will lend to them and they will not borrow from you.

interpret as thy will….