The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for March 18, 2024

I think it should be, “Auto Saint Francis filling in for Saint Peter.”

That is as good a criteria as any.

If you weren’t, you shouldn’t have even got as far as the Pearly Gates.

Raeside has a rather singular focus…

I had to think about this one :-D

Auto (or Wagen)= German for car.

Peterwagen= how police cars are called in Hamburg.

I was a slight bit confused in the first moment ;-)

How you know he say truth?

my first indication that there’s hope for me yet

Read ‘Mother English’ by Bill Bryson. You’ll learn that there really are no rules in English.

I do believe I have been.

It’s not self service here.

Pressing the NO button activates the trap door beneath you.

Heaven keeps up with the times. And does it spot on.

Anyone who purchases animal products from factory farms (which includes pretty much all animal products in the vast majority of stores and eateries) would be required to press “no”.

How about just being kind to those to those of less means than you.

Animals, you know Hitler had a dog. Blondi. Trump, no pets whatsoever.

Define “Kind”…did I own a dog and take care of it til it died? Yes. Do I eat ham, bacon, burgers, fish, chicken, etc…Yes! Did my dog live in the house like a person? No. Did he have the back yard to run around in? Yes. Do I like my meats cooked in all sorts of ways? Yes! Some people think that if you say Cheese while getting a picture took (PETA), you are being cruel to animals…

“YES” ……… I would answer ……… I was kind to animals …………… “IF” that is the “O N L Y” criteria ……. I’m set, when my time comes …… ;)

Could just be an honesty test. If you press ‘yes’ when you KNOW you should have pressed ‘no’ won’t get you in the door either.

As a biologist who loves all animals I need a “depends on circumstances.”

When bitten by a rattlesnake I apologized to it for almost stepping on its tail.