No matter how you mix up your start times and vary your speed, you still have to be at that fixed location sometime in the morning, because it’s a school day and that house is on your route. Mystery solved.
Blue and Gold, vs a sadistic fascist dressed in Red? Guess we know who Crank voted for in the Russian “election”! (88% voted for Vlad! In unrelated news, 12% of Russia just fell out of very high windows)
stop me where I go off the road here; most school bus roofs have a number painted on them for aerial identification, most school bus electronics also contain a GPS locator, so the only way Ed can avoid detection is to switch buses with another driver.
wherescrankshaft 8 months ago
No matter how you mix up your start times and vary your speed, you still have to be at that fixed location sometime in the morning, because it’s a school day and that house is on your route. Mystery solved.
J.J. O'Malley 8 months ago
Well, once again a wearying, weeklong Ed arc ends with a joke that’s actually kind of amusing. I give it a solid “B.”
Bill Thompson 8 months ago
It would have been comedy gold if that were a Predator drone armed with a Hellfire missile or ten.
B UTTONS 8 months ago
Cranky, you’ve been LoJacked.
billsplut 8 months ago
Blue and Gold, vs a sadistic fascist dressed in Red? Guess we know who Crank voted for in the Russian “election”! (88% voted for Vlad! In unrelated news, 12% of Russia just fell out of very high windows)
Gent 8 months ago
Eh woulda be easier and cheaper to plants a GPS tracker on bus doesn’t cha theenk?
Kidon Ha-Shomer 8 months ago
stop me where I go off the road here; most school bus roofs have a number painted on them for aerial identification, most school bus electronics also contain a GPS locator, so the only way Ed can avoid detection is to switch buses with another driver.
Gent 8 months ago
Nice and lovely perspective artwork. Artist really good, a master cartoonist. Now if only its called writing was of similar quality…
ladykat 8 months ago
Ha! Ha! Good for her!
Fetzee 8 months ago
Grandma Johnson going to flash Ed
rockyridge1977 8 months ago
Smarter than the “average bear”!!!!!!
French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago
Ooohhhhh, a DRONE! That’s SURE to win that Pew-litzer Prize!
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
or got sent to siberia with summer clothes
WilliamVollmer 8 months ago
A drone? Well the garage mechanic discovered the tracker Grandma Johnson managed to attach to Ed’s bus,
lemonbaskt 8 months ago
at least eds not a crybaby like judge parker
tcayer 8 months ago
The length he goes to to insure that a kid misses his bus… HOW is he still employed?
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Oh sure, Grandma knows all about drones…..this ‘toon needs AI……………
eced52 8 months ago
Granddaughter turned her on to drones.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s what happens when you play hard to get.
CrazyLady Premium Member 8 months ago
Crank has met his match!! LOL
Daltongang Premium Member 8 months ago
That’s because Granny is more technically advance than you Crankshaft.
kathleenhicks62 8 months ago
Is Cranky being stalked?
Mopman 8 months ago
Bummer Ed. Looks like you actually have to pick up at least one kid today.
alexius23 8 months ago
Death from Above
Mopman 8 months ago
Good thing she uses that drone so that she knows that Ed will be coming down her street. Like he does every school day.
goboboyd 8 months ago
If see has done you in while wearing pink fuzzy slippers and robe, you’ve really lost your touch, Mr. C.
BYW, I appreciate the drone’s shadow on the bus top… at the bus stop.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
Grandma Johnson looks harmless enough to me….