Close to Home by John McPherson for March 12, 2024

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    Farside99  9 months ago

    With a large back yard, a fireplace, and a sidewalk

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    enigmamz  9 months ago

    Now I am the one who doesn’t know what to do!

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    ronaldspence  9 months ago

    I’m " sole-d "

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    John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago

    That shoe has a high heel too, but it’s in the basement.

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    Pharmakeus Ubik  9 months ago

    Shoe flipping is vastly overrated.

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    Kaputnik  9 months ago

    There was an old woman who lived in a boot,

    It wasn’t that roomy, but it was kind of cute.

    I swear I’m not joking; this story’s no Croc,

    And it’s twenty times better than a home in a sock.

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    Kornfield Kounty  9 months ago

    Her husband was a heel

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    Originally she was looking for a flat.

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    saylorgirl  9 months ago

    Bleebs her next door neighbor and waving hello.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    The real estate agent knew this sale was a shoe-in.

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    Doug K  9 months ago

    The insoles are backed with arch support.

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    nancyb creator 9 months ago

    And it’s only got 50,000 miles on the odorometer!

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    backyardcowboy  9 months ago

    They should have put in stretch laces. She’s got a growing family.

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    Dobie  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Hmmm, can I see sump’n in a New Balance?

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    Znox11  9 months ago

    It looks like a lefty, you got anything a little more conservative?

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    David_the_CAD  9 months ago

    Anyone who wants to visit the shoe house, there is one in Pennsylvania.

    https://WwW.HainesShoeHouse.Com/

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    jbduncan  9 months ago

    May need to upgrade with an orthotic.

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    The Orange Mailman  9 months ago

    “How much sole space?”

    “14 foot by 2 athletes foot and no shoe flies to boot.”

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    Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy?  9 months ago

    If things are a little tight, we can let you borrow, for free, the company shoehorn for easier move-in!

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    brick10  9 months ago

    I’ll take it!

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    wildlandwaters  9 months ago

    Man! Those chimneys are really pumpin’ out the smoke!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 9 months ago

    Take it and run……….

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    Now it’s insole-ated for the winter.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  9 months ago

    He’s a Heel Estate Agent.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago

    And a mortgage rate that won’t sock it to you.

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    cuzinron47  9 months ago

    And it’s in a well heeled neighborhood.

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    mistercatworks  9 months ago

    Of course, now the neighborhood is zoned for footwear, there will be cross-trainers built four-high very, very soon.

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    Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy?  9 months ago

    Slogan for the Real Estate firm of Schuh & Tapps: Don’t play “Taps” until you’re all tapped out!

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    sobrown51  9 months ago

    With all those kids and a shoe home she probably has tongues wagging.

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    eb110americana  9 months ago

    “Sorry, I can’t foot the bill on that mortgage. Got something in a kicks-er-upper?”

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    mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago

    And just look at how small the environmental footprint is on this property!

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    geese28  9 months ago

    Wall to wall carpet?

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    Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago

    There are a bunch of great puns, but I was hoping for someone to give the history of the lady living in a shoe. Usually for odd things there is a backstory.

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    christelisbetty  9 months ago

    This seems very familiar. Didn’t someone else just do this gag ?

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