With a large back yard, a fireplace, and a sidewalk
Now I am the one who doesn’t know what to do!
I’m " sole-d "
That shoe has a high heel too, but it’s in the basement.
Shoe flipping is vastly overrated.
There was an old woman who lived in a boot,
It wasn’t that roomy, but it was kind of cute.
I swear I’m not joking; this story’s no Croc,
And it’s twenty times better than a home in a sock.
Her husband was a heel
Originally she was looking for a flat.
Bleebs her next door neighbor and waving hello.
The real estate agent knew this sale was a shoe-in.
The insoles are backed with arch support.
And it’s only got 50,000 miles on the odorometer!
They should have put in stretch laces. She’s got a growing family.
Hmmm, can I see sump’n in a New Balance?
It looks like a lefty, you got anything a little more conservative?
Anyone who wants to visit the shoe house, there is one in Pennsylvania.
https://WwW.HainesShoeHouse.Com/
May need to upgrade with an orthotic.
“How much sole space?”
“14 foot by 2 athletes foot and no shoe flies to boot.”
If things are a little tight, we can let you borrow, for free, the company shoehorn for easier move-in!
I’ll take it!
Man! Those chimneys are really pumpin’ out the smoke!
Take it and run……….
Now it’s insole-ated for the winter.
He’s a Heel Estate Agent.
And a mortgage rate that won’t sock it to you.
And it’s in a well heeled neighborhood.
Of course, now the neighborhood is zoned for footwear, there will be cross-trainers built four-high very, very soon.
Slogan for the Real Estate firm of Schuh & Tapps: Don’t play “Taps” until you’re all tapped out!
With all those kids and a shoe home she probably has tongues wagging.
“Sorry, I can’t foot the bill on that mortgage. Got something in a kicks-er-upper?”
And just look at how small the environmental footprint is on this property!
Wall to wall carpet?
There are a bunch of great puns, but I was hoping for someone to give the history of the lady living in a shoe. Usually for odd things there is a backstory.
This seems very familiar. Didn’t someone else just do this gag ?
August 21, 2015
Farside99 9 months ago
With a large back yard, a fireplace, and a sidewalk
enigmamz 9 months ago
Now I am the one who doesn’t know what to do!
ronaldspence 9 months ago
I’m " sole-d "
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 9 months ago
That shoe has a high heel too, but it’s in the basement.
Pharmakeus Ubik 9 months ago
Shoe flipping is vastly overrated.
Kaputnik 9 months ago
There was an old woman who lived in a boot,
It wasn’t that roomy, but it was kind of cute.
I swear I’m not joking; this story’s no Croc,
And it’s twenty times better than a home in a sock.
Kornfield Kounty 9 months ago
Her husband was a heel
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
Originally she was looking for a flat.
saylorgirl 9 months ago
Bleebs her next door neighbor and waving hello.
nosirrom 9 months ago
The real estate agent knew this sale was a shoe-in.
Doug K 9 months ago
The insoles are backed with arch support.
nancyb creator 9 months ago
And it’s only got 50,000 miles on the odorometer!
backyardcowboy 9 months ago
They should have put in stretch laces. She’s got a growing family.
Dobie Premium Member 9 months ago
Hmmm, can I see sump’n in a New Balance?
Znox11 9 months ago
It looks like a lefty, you got anything a little more conservative?
David_the_CAD 9 months ago
Anyone who wants to visit the shoe house, there is one in Pennsylvania.
https://WwW.HainesShoeHouse.Com/
jbduncan 9 months ago
May need to upgrade with an orthotic.
The Orange Mailman 9 months ago
“How much sole space?”
“14 foot by 2 athletes foot and no shoe flies to boot.”
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? 9 months ago
If things are a little tight, we can let you borrow, for free, the company shoehorn for easier move-in!
brick10 9 months ago
I’ll take it!
wildlandwaters 9 months ago
Man! Those chimneys are really pumpin’ out the smoke!
MuddyUSA Premium Member 9 months ago
Take it and run……….
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Now it’s insole-ated for the winter.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
He’s a Heel Estate Agent.
Mike Baldwin creator 9 months ago
And a mortgage rate that won’t sock it to you.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
And it’s in a well heeled neighborhood.
mistercatworks 9 months ago
Of course, now the neighborhood is zoned for footwear, there will be cross-trainers built four-high very, very soon.
Yeah, yeah-- happy hollandaise. More rubber gravy? 9 months ago
Slogan for the Real Estate firm of Schuh & Tapps: Don’t play “Taps” until you’re all tapped out!
sobrown51 9 months ago
With all those kids and a shoe home she probably has tongues wagging.
eb110americana 9 months ago
“Sorry, I can’t foot the bill on that mortgage. Got something in a kicks-er-upper?”
mokspr Premium Member 9 months ago
And just look at how small the environmental footprint is on this property!
geese28 9 months ago
Wall to wall carpet?
Moonkey Premium Member 9 months ago
There are a bunch of great puns, but I was hoping for someone to give the history of the lady living in a shoe. Usually for odd things there is a backstory.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
This seems very familiar. Didn’t someone else just do this gag ?