Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for March 15, 2024

Is it?

Definitely.

He got off easy this time.

Until the next time!!!

Appears he’s going to mauve on to another subject.

I know this will be hard for you and probably take a lot of your time but, try and find a topic that I care less about.

Well, THAT was easy.

Let’s discuss the pattern on the tablecloth instead.

The color is irrelevant. The bigger question is, why do they make throw pillows at all in the first place? The epitome of worthless clutter that serves no purpose other than giving wives a money-wasting tool with which to exasperate and infuriate husbands who have to forever keep throwing them out of the way (hence the name “throw” pillows).

Ah…reverse psychology…good move!

Well you haven’t got the hint so far.

One she won’t keep however……

Interestingly, men care little for the “color” of most things – we ONLY see the color of our clothing during the process of dressing – pillows are seen only as we’re looking for them to rest our heads upon, bedrooms, bedding and wall colors are important ONLY while the lights are on, and carpet colors are important ONLY so that you can find AND retrieve dropped food before the dog gets it…

YES! Mission accomplished.

i’m actually more concerned that this is what passes for normal…

Hope she adheres to her promise!