Cornered by Mike Baldwin for April 15, 2024

“Ears” to discombobulation.

The new Wonder Brush. The first brush that can clean your teeth and remove ear wax!

But in his case, it was never going to help.

He’s going to need a new toothbrush after that.

And did you use “mental” floss?

Is he a member of Congress?

And no blood. I’m impressed.

All multitasking ever guarantees is that nothing ever gets done

don’t text and brush…

You’re not done until you’ve cleaned out the ol’ brain bucket!

Getting dressed and getting coffee is the only must-tasking I do in the morning…..and some times I don’t even bother with the first.

Too many political ads

I tell people at work that if you ask me a question before I’ve had my first cup of coffee in the morning, you get what you’re given. No promises it’ll be right.

He’s brushing his teeth with the cream.

I can barely make my morning coffee before I’ve had my morning coffee.

Well, I’m not sure about his teeth, but at least his ears will be clean.

Just what I need to see just before breakfast. Nearly threw-up!

at least his brain is clean… as well as his ears. :J

Multi-taskers should always have a broom to clean up the mess.

Anyway, multitasking never works.

No more dirty thoughts this morning.

Actually, that’s a very efficient way to clean your ears!

Mental Floss works a lot easier!

Nothing like earwax on a toothbrush to start the day off right

And you shouldn’t operate heavy machinery before coffee.

Ha! Don’t forget to use mental floss (my favorite B. Kliban cartoon) !

Aural-B.

I told my mother-in-law a joke and she told me to do exactly this.

Looking at his shrunken head, he must have used Preparation H instead of toothpaste.

“Sorry, can’t hear you, anymore.”